#4 Chainsaws, YouTube Tutorials, and Pre-Opening Meltdowns | Coffee Break at the Château

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The countdown is officially on! On Sunday, June 7th, Château le Mortier is throwing open its gates to the public for the "Rendez-Vous aux Jardins" event. The only problem? With just days to go, the estate looks like a wild jungle, the weather is making venue prep a soggy nightmare, the chainsaw is broken, and the wood shredder is making demonic noises.

While Bérengère is running on pure stress and three espressos, Mascha is bringing her signature optimism to the table. Together, they break down a fantastic (and hopefully mud-free) schedule: guided historical tours, watercolor initiations, a children's theater troupe, and a special kids' tour led by "Mon Doudou".

Plus, find out how Stuart, the ultimate DIY hero, is currently trying to save the opening using nothing but a wrench, a Wi-Fi connection, and advice from a 19-year-old YouTuber from Ohio.

Grab your coffee (or your boots) and tune in to this 4th episode for a dose of neighborly solidarity, laughs, and pre-show chaos!

Event Details: 📆 Sunday, June 7th, starting at 10:00 AM

📍 Château le Mortier, Monnaie

P.S. If anyone has a working chainsaw, please bring it with you.

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About Coffee Break at the Château

Welcome to Coffee Break at the Château, the podcast that opens the heavy oak doors and lets you see what’s actually happening behind the closed shutters of the Loire Valley.

Hosted by Mascha (Les Belles Ruries) and Bérengère (Le Mortier), this is the English-language sister to our French podcast "Pause Café Au Château" -but with a twist. While our French episodes dive deep into various topics (heritage, businesses, farming, forestry...), our English version is a shorter, punchier, and more spontaneous look at the absurdity of our daily lives.

Expect wit, a bit of grit, and plenty of "Château reality."

We’re talking about:

The Château Tax: Why a bag of cement costs more when you have a turret.
The WiFi Wars: Trying to get a signal through three meters of tuffeau rock.
The Garden of France: It sounds lovely until you’re the one mowing five hectares of grass.

If you love France but prefer your history served with a side of humor and a strong cup of coffee, you’re in the right place. Join us every fortnight for a glimpse into the beautiful, expensive, and hilarious chaos of managing a French monument.

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About Coffee Break at the Château

Welcome to Coffee Break at the Château, the podcast that opens the heavy oak doors and lets you see what’s actually happening behind the closed shutters of the Loire Valley.

Expect wit, a bit of grit, and plenty of "Château reality."

We’re talking about:

The Château Tax: Why a bag of cement costs more when you have a turret.
The WiFi Wars: Trying to get a signal through three meters of tuffeau rock.
The Garden of France: It sounds lovely until you’re the one mowing five hectares of grass.

Hosted on Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

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Plus, find out how Stuart, the ultimate DIY hero, is currently trying to save the opening using nothing but a wrench, a Wi-Fi connection, and advice from a 19-year-old YouTuber from Ohio.

Grab your coffee (or your boots) and tune in to this 4th episode for a dose of neighborly solidarity, laughs, and pre-show chaos!

Event Details: 📆 Sunday, June 7th, starting at 10:00 AM

📍 Château le Mortier, Monnaie

P.S. If anyone has a working chainsaw, please bring it with you.

📌 Subscribe now to join our community and never miss one of our upcoming coffee breaks!

✨Follow us on Instagram and Facebook

✨More info : Château Le Mortier & Les Belles Ruries

Music | Title : More Coffee ©Ealot

Hosted on Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

About Coffee Break at the Château

Welcome to Coffee Break at the Château, the podcast that opens the heavy oak doors and lets you see what’s actually happening behind the closed shutters of the Loire Valley.

Expect wit, a bit of grit, and plenty of "Château reality."

We’re talking about:

The Château Tax: Why a bag of cement costs more when you have a turret.
The WiFi Wars: Trying to get a signal through three meters of tuffeau rock.
The Garden of France: It sounds lovely until you’re the one mowing five hectares of grass.

Hosted on Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

About Coffee Break at the Château

Welcome to Coffee Break at the Château, the podcast that opens the heavy oak doors and lets you see what’s actually happening behind the closed shutters of the Loire Valley.

Expect wit, a bit of grit, and plenty of "Château reality."

We’re talking about:

The Château Tax: Why a bag of cement costs more when you have a turret.
The WiFi Wars: Trying to get a signal through three meters of tuffeau rock.
The Garden of France: It sounds lovely until you’re the one mowing five hectares of grass.

Hosted on Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

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Plus, find out how Stuart, the ultimate DIY hero, is currently trying to save the opening using nothing but a wrench, a Wi-Fi connection, and advice from a 19-year-old YouTuber from Ohio.

Grab your coffee (or your boots) and tune in to this 4th episode for a dose of neighborly solidarity, laughs, and pre-show chaos!

Event Details: 📆 Sunday, June 7th, starting at 10:00 AM

📍 Château le Mortier, Monnaie

P.S. If anyone has a working chainsaw, please bring it with you.

📌 Subscribe now to join our community and never miss one of our upcoming coffee breaks!

✨Follow us on Instagram and Facebook

✨More info : Château Le Mortier & Les Belles Ruries

Music | Title : More Coffee ©Ealot

Hosted on Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

About Coffee Break at the Château

Welcome to Coffee Break at the Château, the podcast that opens the heavy oak doors and lets you see what’s actually happening behind the closed shutters of the Loire Valley.

Expect wit, a bit of grit, and plenty of "Château reality."

We’re talking about:

The Château Tax: Why a bag of cement costs more when you have a turret.
The WiFi Wars: Trying to get a signal through three meters of tuffeau rock.
The Garden of France: It sounds lovely until you’re the one mowing five hectares of grass.

Hosted on Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

About Coffee Break at the Château

Welcome to Coffee Break at the Château, the podcast that opens the heavy oak doors and lets you see what’s actually happening behind the closed shutters of the Loire Valley.

Expect wit, a bit of grit, and plenty of "Château reality."

We’re talking about:

The Château Tax: Why a bag of cement costs more when you have a turret.
The WiFi Wars: Trying to get a signal through three meters of tuffeau rock.
The Garden of France: It sounds lovely until you’re the one mowing five hectares of grass.

Hosted on Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

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Plus, find out how Stuart, the ultimate DIY hero, is currently trying to save the opening using nothing but a wrench, a Wi-Fi connection, and advice from a 19-year-old YouTuber from Ohio.

Grab your coffee (or your boots) and tune in to this 4th episode for a dose of neighborly solidarity, laughs, and pre-show chaos!

Event Details: 📆 Sunday, June 7th, starting at 10:00 AM

📍 Château le Mortier, Monnaie

P.S. If anyone has a working chainsaw, please bring it with you.

📌 Subscribe now to join our community and never miss one of our upcoming coffee breaks!

✨Follow us on Instagram and Facebook

✨More info : Château Le Mortier & Les Belles Ruries

Hosted on Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

About Coffee Break at the Château

Welcome to Coffee Break at the Château, the podcast that opens the heavy oak doors and lets you see what’s actually happening behind the closed shutters of the Loire Valley.

Expect wit, a bit of grit, and plenty of "Château reality."

We’re talking about:

The Château Tax: Why a bag of cement costs more when you have a turret.
The WiFi Wars: Trying to get a signal through three meters of tuffeau rock.
The Garden of France: It sounds lovely until you’re the one mowing five hectares of grass.

Hosted on Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

About Coffee Break at the Château

Welcome to Coffee Break at the Château, the podcast that opens the heavy oak doors and lets you see what’s actually happening behind the closed shutters of the Loire Valley.

Expect wit, a bit of grit, and plenty of "Château reality."

We’re talking about:

The Château Tax: Why a bag of cement costs more when you have a turret.
The WiFi Wars: Trying to get a signal through three meters of tuffeau rock.
The Garden of France: It sounds lovely until you’re the one mowing five hectares of grass.

Hosted on Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

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