The Fullcast After Dark crew are here to do a few things. One: Make fun of Urban Meyer, who may be his own source on all stories about how badly Urban Meyer is doing. Two: Watch the Heisman ceremony, and compliment strangers' fashion choices. Three: Raise money for Western Kentucky Tornado Relief, which you can contribute to in the name of Antioch the Birthday Spider here: https://secure.kentucky.gov/formservices/Finance/WKYRelief Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

With Jason and Holly both on injured reserve this week, Spencer and Ryan call in Jessica Smetana to review Championship Saturday’s games, not really feel bad for Georgia at all, investigate which playoff team’s fans will be the most unbearable, and review important new precedent in Monkey Law.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

Live from a hotel room in Canton, Michigan, Holly, Jason and Spencer talk about the frozen-assed glories of Michigan beating Ohio State, the Bedlam game between Okie State and Oklahoma that refused to do anything normally, the coach who got ejected in the second quarter and may still be walking towards the Pacific Ocean, and how Arkansas has a shot to control the entire United States by winning the elusive MIMAL Trophy.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

Welcome to Asskicking Saturday, where the Fullcast talks about teams like Ohio State and Utah wiping their opposition off the map, giants like Georgia’s Jordan Davis running for touchdowns out of single back sets, and all of the hellmouths Oregon’s loss opened for the poor PAC-12.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

 Welcome to our week eleven recap, also known as Rock Chalk Jay-HA-HA-HA-HA. The Fullcast crew discuss Kansas beating Texas in Austin for the first time in recorded human history, how most people can't be trusted to load luggage properly (much less manage football analytics,) the magic of someone calling a famous team of superheroes "The AH-vengers," Miami throwing the last minute of a football game straight in the trash, Stetson Bennett's reign of terror, and the power move of winning the last game in a series and never, ever playing your opponent again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

Spencer, Holly, Jason, and Ryan review what teams are well past their expiration date, bring Michael Felder on to talk about the day's action before pitching a talk show where he fights his guests, discuss the most fearsome warnings for prescription medication, make the case for living more like Purdue fans, and Jason pronounces it an official Blood Week (for FCS, at least.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

The crew discuss UGA becoming this amazingly good on defense forever, how Houston's coach living in hotels gave them the dirtbag genius advantage over SMU, Michigan State = fun (?!?!?), one team that got better after their coach/offensive coordinator was thrown out of the game and Pitt's Great Miami Screwjob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

With Holly and Ryan on the sidelines this week, we bring in the legend Michael Felder (@inthebleachers) to talk about the unending pointlessness of Illinois and Penn State's thousand overtime anti-classic, Pitt obviously being the greatest team in the history of football, the improvised deadly weapons of childhood, and whether the touchback rule is the dumbest rule in football.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

The crew this week dissect the conspiracy theories explaining who really threw a golf ball at Lane Kiffin, discuss the particulars of which condiments one should or shouldn't heave onto a football field during a live game, properly rate Iowa after a devastating loss at home to Purdue, detail how no one should want to be ranked #2 in the polls, break down what's ailing Florida, and go through Mack Brown's scheme to drain the last bit of life energy out of Manny Diaz's soul. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

Hey, Alabama lost! It's hilarious that Alabama lost. It's doubly hilarious they lost to a Texas A&M team fresh off a loss to Mississippi State. The Fullcast crew talk about how hilarious the loss is, Amanda Mull of the Atlantic comes by to gently gloat about Georgia beating Auburn, Spencer loses his mind trying to figure out how to talk to your children about an undefeated Iowa, and we sing Leonard Cohen standards in Mack Brown's voice. The normal stuff, like Alabama dropping a game for no reason to a 3-2 Texas A&M team. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.