Transcription

• Speaker #0

  Welcome, dear listener, to the worldwide premiere of Spookery. I am Alana.

• Speaker #1

  And I'm Lady.

• Speaker #0

  And we will be your hosts. We are so excited to finally open our doors to you and welcome you into the Spookery. All right, so first things first, what is the Spookery?

• Speaker #1

  Well, I'm so glad you asked. The Spookery is a virtual archive, a vast library of spooky stories for a variety of subjects. Or at least it will be. Right now our shelves are a little bare, but every week Alana and I will be swapping stories to add to our shelves. And these stories will vary from week to week and can be anything from true crime, the paranormal, cursed objects.

• Speaker #0

  Or cryptids, folklore, extraterrestrials, to even the most bizarre what-the-fuck cases. We will organize these episodes into seasons. Each season will have 12 episodes, so six stories each, plus a recap episode at the end where we will discuss changes, updates, and corrections. Episodes will be released into the void every Monday at 12 a.m. PST, 3 a.m. EST, every week, every month, for all eternity, until we die. Other editor created a break that we will take after each season.

• Speaker #1

  Exactly right. Just so we have time to catch up on research, recharge our batteries, or account for anything unexpected that might happen mid-season. So, how do we decide our categories? Well, Alana and I have wheeled in, pun intended, our lovely Spookery Prize wheel, TM, filled with all 26 of our categories. And at the end of each episode, we will spin the wheel, and whatever it lands on will be what we talk about next week.

• Speaker #0

  Fret not, the categories are very broad, so don't worry if both of us end up getting the same category in one season. Lady and I have very different perspectives on spooky stories, so you're guaranteed to get a very different take and choice of case.

• Speaker #1

  Speaking of, shall we spin for my first story, ma'am?

• Speaker #0

  I think we shall.

• Speaker #1

  All right, let's get this bad boy set up. Yeah. And spin!

• Speaker #0

  Yeah.

• Speaker #1

  Oh, gosh.

• Speaker #0

  cursed objects weirdly enough wow i know exactly what i'm gonna do for this i am so excited to see what you end up doing for that oh i think it's gonna be a good one i i think so i i got a feeling i got a feeling that tonight's gonna no copyright

• Speaker #1

  all right i am very excited for the first episode though very excited to see what you do with your cursed object ma'am ma'am i know well in the meantime while i spend the next week getting ready for our first official episode would you like to tell them about our socials ma'am in the meantime you can find us on insta and twitter at spookery podcast yes and you can also send us an email at spookerypodcast at gmail.com this is where you can send your own stories, corrections, things we might have missed, tales that you liked. Just please send them nicely. Alana and I are human beings and nobody likes reading a mean email. Make sure your subject line is updated with what you're sending, just so we know what kind of email it is and we can address it properly.

• Speaker #0

  Yes, please and thank you. We appreciate any and all input. But yeah.

• Speaker #1

  And While Spookery is going on, if you're really enjoying the content and you want people to know that this is the podcast to listen to, please consider leaving us a five-star review. It really helps the podcast algorithm find us, figure out what we're doing, and we just really like them.

• Speaker #0

  Yeah. Thank you so much for listening. We're very excited to share the Spookery with you. Until next time,

• Speaker #1

  stay spooky.

• Speaker #0

  I'm Alana.

• Speaker #1

  And I'm Lady. And this is Spookery. Oh, that was good.