Speaker #0well hello and welcome back to another podcast this week's gonna be a little bit different um i basically this is the second time i've had to record this intro which is why i'm a little agitated but um blast from the past i'm about to show you some really embarrassing footage and really confusing footage if you don't understand half of what i'm talking about But I am 100% stone cold sober besides some Advil PM in this footage. It's just all natural. But I don't know what to say besides that. Yeah, get ready to see me rant a lot really weirdly. So excited and not embarrassed at all. All my information will be down below, if at all. And I will see you guys next week. According to my craziest videos that anyone ever found, they would think I'm an insane person. Let's talk about how I feel about Flash. In DC, in the whole... Okay, let's just say Flash and Arrow. Supergirl. Oh my god. Supergirl and Legends of Tomorrow. I don't hate. I'm going to preface this by saying I don't hate those shows. I just have a hard time keeping up with them. So like for the past how long they ever I think they're in the same season like two two or three two I think it's two or three i don't know um i would like try to like start watching them but then I would get so behind and I would but I would always catch up for the crossover which is like episode seven which is coming up soon so I have to catch up but I usually have to catch up like a whole season because I haven't seen anything since the last season in episode seven DC's Legends of Tomorrow isn't that hard because there's so many episodes but Supergirl's like so long and I don't hate them it just I don't know why I feel like they don't have that much suspense. Which is a weird saying for CW show. Because, like, there's shows that I like, but, like, I won't, like, I'll have to binge it. Because I won't want to, you know that, like, when you want something and you're like, oh my god, I can't wait until the next episode when this is going to happen. Or, like, I wonder if this is going to happen. Flash is, like, really good at doing that. And Flash is, like, my favorite show. So, you know. Arrow. I have trouble watching Arrow, even though it's awesome. Like, season five was literally the best season of Arrow. ever literally the best season of air ever i got through half of the first episode of season six and i was just like i i might have prejudged it because i didn't get through the rest because i don't know we were doing something i got interrupted so it might have gotten better but from what i saw it was like oh it was like but like it was just i knew the finale for season I was gonna be problematic. Because they're stuck in a scenario as if they don't kill any, like, major characters, then it's like, okay, well, that was overwhelming. How did, like, the whole island blow up and none of them died? Like, really? That's how they're going at that? And then if they did kill them, then you got, like, you fucking killed off a fan favorite character? Like, what? And then so they're in this scenario. And I don't know if they killed Thea or not, because I was at this point where they're like, you'll need to see. And I'm like, ugh. and even her was problematic because if they killed her off well last season she had like no involvement if they didn't kill her off last season she had like no involvement like her plot last season was so crap like she's like okay i'm not gonna be part of the arrow group no more i'm gonna focus on your mirrorism and then she's like oh no can't do that no more and then i'm like okay then what are you doing it's like you're not gonna be in oliver's life and then you're not gonna be in the green arrow's life so what's your problem and then they killed off merlin Although... I was just saying, I was like, he got blown up twice. Because if he did somehow survive that, like, his Merlin ways, the island literally blew up. And, like, when I watch, I'm like, okay, there's no way he's alive. And then knowing that, like, 99% of the people survived, I'm just like, come on. He probably is still alive. It's Errol. But, so, I was really disappointed. Flash has been really strong. I'm kind of getting irritated with Caitlyn. She's like one of my favorite characters in the flash Especially oh no killer frost is awesome. It's the last season when she's just like oh, I'm not so frost I'm not Caitlin. I thought they're gonna go like killer Caitlin vibes where she's just like, you know has maybe like the hair but no makeup it acts kind of bitchy but also she's not evil you know kind of like the first killer frost episode where she like honestly but a little less than that when she honestly like wasn't like evil but she wasn't you know caitlyn and so that's that's what i thought they were gonna do but they didn't i'm so happy because you know but i wanted a little more edge i wanted her to It kind of like the plot of her like, oh, I'm going to keep a secret that I still actually have my powers. It kind of was like, isn't that just the same plot from last season? Like, I'm waiting for them to do something new. Although I love how lighthearted. Like, I love the darkness from last season, too. I love dark. But like, I didn't realize how much I missed the like lightheartedness of the Flash. Like, that scene when Harry was delivering it to Wally. the breakup was literally oh my god i literally cried laughing it was so i love harry so much like out of all harry is probably my favorite and then hr and i never really liked harrison wells like he wasn't he was technically your barthelon but you know no one calls him that i never really liked him because like from the beginning they told you he was evil so like it never gave you the chance to be like oh i'm gonna like you and then you're evil so i don't know how i feel I definitely feel like he's a three-dimensional character, he's not just straight up evil. But it never gives a chance to care about him and they'd be like, oh my god, you're evil? What? And then HR took me a while to like, because I kind of thought he was too funny, he was trying too hard to be funny and wasn't landing as well, but then he was really adorable and I ended up loving it. Same with Wobbly, it took me a while. Just because I got territorial with Barry and I'm just like I kind of, I was just like, you know, I don't watch a bunch of speedsters. I know they're probably in the comic book because it's like a speedster family and whatever. But like, I'm like, The Flash, you need him to be the main character. And I didn't want like him having to share the spotlight. What kind of what they did in like Arrow, I didn't really like. We're like, we're a team now. I'm like, but it's called Arrow. So, you know, he has to be the lead. And I'm just like, I just, you know, like, I feel like it's like Buffy. They were, like, a team, but, like, underlining Buffy was the main bitch. And, like, especially in the last season, she's just like, okay, guys, I know that we're kind of a team and, like, we're family, but, like, I'm the slayer. Like, I am, you know, the one and only. I have to be the leader. And so, I, it took me a while to like Wally, but then I finally liked him. And then... And then they went to another season. I finally liked him and there was like a gap. It was amazing. And then I'm just like, I kind of got annoyed. No, I can't remember. I'm really bad at remembering. I think I liked him like towards the end of last season. Maybe because his plot were like literally minimal. I can't speak. And like you can kind of tell he was trying to be like, that he was written to be like the annoying little brother. And so that's why I didn't hate it. That's why I kind of didn't like him and also the whole. two speedster thing and so i finally started liking him especially this season he was like way more funny him he was a way him and hr were awesome i think that's when i probably started liking him his relationship with hr and then like the beginning of the season the first three episodes he was like really funny and like i really liked his new like hairstyle and then like his part was really small though and then like i should have known that he was going to leave especially like how he got broken up with and they did no plot to that like very part of that episode was like he's like did any of you even notice i was gone and i'm like oh my god yeah he was gone but then i'm just like well he was i didn't notice because he was for like the past two episodes he was like very like in the background and so when he left i wasn't like oh my god he's leaving because it they kind of like faded him out which was more realistic but it's probably i also like the villain the villain of the season i haven't looked up the i usually look up to see like who they are in the comic books but i haven't done that yet and i thought at the beginning of this episode and i'm just uh the last episodes i'm like you know what it has he hasn't he hasn't literally done anything evil yet so he could like be like a trying to be like a good guy trying to manipulate these things just you know that's what i thought but then at the end of the third episode i'm like like there's probably like a two percent chance but like not really but I think it just went on a freaking ramble. So, yeah. I don't even know what my point was. Oh, yeah. I was just talking about them. And Supergirl, I really... Oh, my God. Oh, I kind of want to rewatch it now. Because the only reason... besides the crossover that I wanted to watch it again was because I forget the guy that her the ship name's like Carmel the other guy that was like the main way because like you know when you watch a show there's usually not all the time but sometimes they're like the main romantic interest and then like maybe around season two or sometimes at the end of season one like a bad boy will come into town or someone who's like misunderstood and like usually the main characters like with like you know goody good shoes or just a jerk or like someone like they've known their whole life and then like all of a sudden they like they're like oh i'm gonna switch over and that romantic interest is always better like you know 90210 with annie and i'm really bad on this matt lander's character i can't remember his name right now and then like even with like veronica mars even though she knew him She got with him at the end, near the end of season one, even though, or season two, at the near the end of season two, even though her, like, main romantic interest was, like, you know, the other guy. But, like, you know, he was better. And then they do this a lot, they do it a lot, like, I don't want to start shit, but, like, you know, Spike and Puffy, even though they're still diehard, like, angel shippers, like. Spike was definitely meant for that role. And I think he became more of a romantic counterpart than he was supposed to. And, like, there's a lot of controversy. Even though, I will say, Spike, as much as I love him, he will be my favorite. And he's, like, my favorite part of him is the last season. Even, like, when they were having sex, because they were, like, technically together-ish, in the last season they weren't together at all. but I prefer them together in the last season because like, one, he had a soul, and can we talk about how he mostly was like a good guy, except for the attempt of rape and murder, and also, before we get started, like, come on, like, people are like, the Angelus and Spike obviously raped people, like, are we like, are we pretending that didn't happen, like, they just murdered people, no, they just didn't want to talk about it, and so that, I kind of block that from my memory, even though it's just like, you know. And I see it, I forgive it, because I'm like, okay, that was him without a soul, and even though he did that, he was still, you know, I felt like it was proven that he was still, he was in love with her, even without a soul, because of the fact that when he got a soul, he wasn't like, oh my god, that was a fatuation, or like, I don't love her, you know, he felt exactly the same, and so, but he didn't have a soul, so he probably wasn't able, you know, that's a long tangent. But anyways, my favorite is the final season because, like, that speech that he gives to her was everything. Oh, that's also a thing I can't watch is that episode where the whole gang turns up Buffy. That's all. That pulls on my heartstrings. I thought they were going to that route with Arrow for a while, and I'm just like, I can't relive that shit. I can't. That was, it was, I watched it again, and, like, I appreciate the part, like, the fact that they're so close that they don't even need to apologize for like hey yeah we just kind of like you know kicked you out like the only one that mentioned is faith and she's not really part of the gang but i love that they're so close that they don't have to say it but at the same time i'm like bitch apologize like come on like and also you forget all the time how like terrible her relationship was with giles at the end of season because the whole spike thing and it was so bad because I love vaginal stuff. so much and it kind of get repaired she's like i'm not gonna talk about buffy it's my favorite ship but i'm not gonna talk but it's like a super doll went on a long tangent but it was like but anyways her main romantic interest was like i forget his name but everyone knows that the season one and i did not ship them together it's because they had no chemistry literally no chemistry at all Like, I shipped her with her friend just because, like, they had slightly more chemistry. Like, they didn't have... It's kind of like me shipping Barry with Caitlyn because, like, they had more chemistry. Well, they didn't really have chemistry. You know, I just preferred Caitlyn's character because, you know, she's not shit-ridden. Like, she's kind of, like, one-dimensional. But, like, you know... You know, she actually does it. Don't get me started on fucking Iris. But anyways, the couple I probably shipped the most was Patty with Barry, because I thought they were the... but i thought they had a loophole to fix the whole annoying iris part is they literally kill her off and then get him to get with another iris in a different universe that way like you know he's still sticking to the comics but it's not annoying as fuck character who literally does nothing and like the fact that she's trying to do stuff this season like like what was it the the second episode when they went to therapy and like she had this idea of like throw a lightning bullet that worked but i'm just like don't she's like trust me i'm like you're a fucking reporter how the fuck do you know anything like oh yeah you may have been doing this job for six months but like i'm not gonna but my part is the reason why i got supergirl because i love the new guy that came in he was so awesome but the relationship was so amazing like but apparently he died I haven't looked up if he's still a main character, so I'm really nervous to catch up with that. And then Legends of Tomorrow, my favorite characters, literally got, like, I caught up, and I'm like, oh my god, this is actually good. And then my two favorite characters got killed. It was, like, the guy from Doctor Who and Wentworth Miller. I'm really bad with names right now. They didn't get died, but, like, he did, Wentworth Miller's character. But then... The guy from Doctor Who just kind of like faded away and then he came back and apparently this season they're both recurring. But I'm just like, bitch, you're my favorite Duke Andrew. Even though I like the guy from, um, he was in the Jessica Alba show, What I Like About You, which I'm pretty sure is unknown. But I like him. This is my problems with DC television. But my favorite show is Star of the Flash. Even though Arrow is like, you know, OG. And the fifth season of Arrow was b- better than the third season of flash i like the whole a lot of people don't like the whole like you know when it gets too complicated i really like that there's like two main problems i had with it one was it was really predictable like the fact of what hr would do was like so predictable and like even the fact that he had to go in the speed it was all like predictable which flash usually to me isn't it was usually like oh my god oh my god i did not see him the bear reveal only because there's like a conversation i can't remember that the conversation when they had like the guy from harry potter tied up and they talk they talk to him the uh they said something that uh my sister thought it was last i thought it was that that i'm not speaking English. she thought it was Barry out of many we had so many different ideas and then he said something during that and I'm like Lakshmi here's proof that it's not Barry and she's like okay yeah I can admit it's not Barry and then when it happened she's like I told you so and I'm just like okay what the fuck about that I can't remember what it was but it was that and it was enough to prove to her that it wasn't Barry either but that's the only thing that caught me off guard I got really upset with that because the fact that they wanted to like not admit that it was Barry they're like abberation or whatever like but it was barry like that they were admitting that it wasn't barry and that was a problem that created him to go evil and i'm just like it's clearly barry you guys don't want to admit that it's barry but it's barry like come on it's not like a it's barry pissed off about that and then those were my two main issues and just era season five was way better than theirs but so far from things that are right now, Flash season 4 is better than Arrow season 6. Also, I have no idea what they're going to do with Arrow to replace the flashbacks, which I kind of got over. Like, they were good in, like, the first two seasons and the fifth season. But, like, maybe the third one was, like, really lacking, where he's like, I left the island. And I'm just like, oh, God, it's like you weren't. It was just, and then they got shorter because you can tell they didn't have that much, they weren't that good. and you know And then they did the thing where they're just like the villain is not gonna be Done with a flashback like we normally do it's not gonna be like the same Which made us not well me not care as much as the flashbacks and they kind of like like towards the end I'm just like okay I'm not upset that they're gone except for I really liked him in the brava cuz like I showed him at his darkest moments It's like comparison to him in the flashback in season 5 and then in present time in season 5 was like really done I'm gonna stop rambling in did I make all my points? I think so. I talked a lot. It's like 18 minutes. Jesus fucking Christ I talk too much. This is what happens. I'm on a fucking tangent. I don't know how I got to Buffy but I was talking about DC. Also, can we talk about how good Dynasty is? Like, I've only seen, like, promos for the next episode. I got cut off with the pilot. But it's so good. Like, you know, I think it's supposed to be, like, a soap opera. But it's, like, really, like, a good comedy. You know what I mean? And, like, it's so good. And, like, I've never seen it. It kind of reminds me of, it's nothing like it. But the idea that I've never seen anything like it. Of, like, The Good Place. You think The Good Place is, like, one thing. It's actually nothing. But it takes you a while to realize. how good the good place is and dynasty is like right off the bat even from the trailer so i'm just like oh this looks real good but i must stop talking before i hit 20 minutes so talking about random so uh yeah dc tv shows like the worst migraine right now and like i I went to put my glasses on. and i couldn't because it hurts so much it's literally like almost all the lights off is that a light on oh that's kind of it literally is like all the lights off and like i feel really bad i took like some pain pills they feel really really i hate my brains i hate them so much and i know, let's just say 70% of the time, I cause them. I'm looking at a screen for like a long time, but then there's that 30 percent when I'm like literally not looking at anything all day and I still get in my And you know, it's a migraine. I was told this when I was a kid because I had a lot of headaches my whole childhood You know, it's a migraine because it's like in the back like here Because like I like almost never get it. I'll get it in my temple But if I get it in my temples is really bad because I'll get it back here and then I'll stop It will start pounding in my temples like really really bad I couldn't if I had like a job. I don't know how I do it because I get so many migraines I probably get like four three to four hardcore migraines a week and then I have like Occasional headache where like I normally can just like pop some pills and i'm like good That sounds really bad. But, you know, if I had something I, like, had to do on, like, a regular schedule, I would not be able to function. That's, like, what I always think. I'm just, like, females should get, like, one week off of paid work a month. Or maybe not a week. Let's just say, like, three days for their cramps. Because, seriously, if I had to go to work when I had, like, harsh... Gramps? I don't even know. I think that's the worst thing. I feel so much pain. Although I can deal with my gramps because I've tried for my whole entire life. So it's manageable, I guess. That's a weird thing to say. But the one thing I can't deal with is the sorts of life, literally. Oh my god, I can't. I would rather have a migraine for a cannot. I hate it so much. Because you can't eat eating is like one of my favorite things. You can like barely talk. It hurts constantly. You can't do shit. But you do get nauseous with migraines. It sucks, man. I just had to say something that I completely forgot. So can we talk about how shit my hair is right now? It's because I sleep in it and I have like this... I have this like hair mask. Not hair mask. Like this hair wrap that I put in my hair. Jesus fucking Christ. It's literally like a monitor. I'm gonna go flip that. Yeah. This is proof in case I die. That's just like you know. If I like watch this back let me take this. It's because the little the windows open so it keeps blowing it. Oh shh. It's getting the crap out of me. I forgot what I was saying. Oh, anyway, my hair. It gets like this, like, this stuff from my head because I sleep in a hair wrap and try to put it up. And it's supposed to help sort of the strain every day because I don't want to, you know, damage my hair with a piece of crap. And so it gives a proof of and I could straighten it and it would be flat and fine But I don't want to straighten my hair every day because I don't want to burn it out and for it to be crispy like it still kind of looks like semi healthy and like it's like I'm kind of just done with it. It's so Like it's so easier here with this Than it is with my curly hair, but at the same time it's hard to manage I just finished watching Demi Lovato's documentary. It was really good. Like, I was never, like, a Demi fan. That sounds mean. Whenever I say, like, I'm not a fan of someone, I always feel like it comes out rude. Like, you know, I hate that person. I was just like, I'm not, like, you know, like, I'll listen to her music, but I'm not going to be like, I'm going to listen to her album the day it drops. That's what I would say as a fan. Like, I'm not, I don't hate her, but I'm not a fan, so I'm, like, neutral. and I used to watch Sunny and Chance because I think I was in like her age demo. I've watched Sunny and the Chance. I saw both Camp Rocks. I think I saw her movie with Selena Gomez and I've listened to pretty much all of her like the hit singles and I never probably I've never listened to any songs that weren't like hit singles. I was like I know she went to rehab and that she's bipolar and so when I watched the documentary like I think I actually became like a huge fan of her because she was like it was so intense and To like share all that to a world full especially full of critiques Will literally like critique every little part of you until you have nothing left It's really brave to do that and like I think it's relatable because Everyone has issues and not I don't think one person this world does not have one issue And a lot of people, especially in Hollywood, like to pretend, or not pretend, but like they're told to like portray this perfection. Or like there's nothing wrong, or the issue I have with normal, trying to do like a plural, plural normal. The issue I have with the word normal is like, okay, I haven't looked up the definition ever, because like, you know, I don't look up definitions for words that everyone knows. But. like which i always think which definition are you going are you going to are you using it as normal as this is what pretty much people use as and i'm even i even use it on occasion the fact that you're perfect that would that's basically what normal means normal means there's nothing wrong with you everything whatever someone says normal they basically mean perfect you know what i mean and i'm like or are you going with the definition of normal as like the mean like the mean of the people the uh the average of what average human being in this world or america or whatever we're talking about. And they like to say They like to say it's that definition, but it's actually the perfection definition. Because when you think of it, it's just like, oh, you know, that's normal. Or you know what I'm talking about when someone says, like, are you this or are you normal? You know, normal means like there's nothing wrong with you. And a lot in Hollywood, they feel like they either feel like it or they're forced to portray this image of a normality. I'm pretty sure that's a word. and Demi Lovato has never really done that and it's I really liked her documentary because it shows her struggles with like so many different things and Even though I have never had any substance substance abuse problems. I have dealt with depression. I haven't really had any maybe eating disorders I don't know if I would classify them as I think that would just have to do with me autism I don't know if I would class autism as like eating disorders, but even though I could probably only really like sign kind of, like I feel like everyone can relate because they feel like they can relate to being a point in their life when they felt at their lowest. And the fact that she has climbed up from the moment where she felt she was the lowest is like a great example, especially for the use of this rule. And I hate when people are like, oh my god, be an example. I, like, I hate that. The fact that you're, like, you're in the spotlight. You have to be a good example. But I also understand it. Because, like, I do, when I was, when I look back, when I was a kid, I did, like, look up to these, like, celebrities. You know what I mean? In, like, TV and movies. And I remember it. Because, like, I would learn everything from TV. And I remember when I would find out that something was... well not like obvious like i know tv wasn't real but like when someone would say something on tv i would take it for like a hundred percent word like um i don't know trying to like the example on how someone like let's just say i don't know i'm trying to maybe like an example like a hymen i literally thought it was like a seal that had that's broken and then pow you're not a virgin because that's how it's portrayed in all the tv shows and all the movies and they're all saying the same thing and so many with other things and as that example what you what you perceive as like i don't say look up to because they didn't look up to the tv shows but it was like the world to me at that point you know what i mean and so like i would take anything they said for granted and you imagine i can think how that could be like when i was a kid i thought it was so cool watching gossip girl to see like i'm like oh my god they're doing drugs drinking alcohol oh my god like that's so cool like i knew in my brain like yeah there's downsides to that but i was just like it's portrayed it's so cool you have two flip sides because like you can't like paint the like the road like the world as if like this where like nothing bad ever happens we won't show rape or drugs or sex or abuse or any or depression and like because we don't want someone to be triggered or we don't want to show them that but at the same time you're like then you're you're putting them in the world that they're not prepared for do you know i mean like because if you grow up just watching the disney channel and like you're in the sheltered your school shelters you from things your parents shelter you from things your media songs is sheltered from you and you go out to the world When you're an adult, you will be blue dirt. you would like be obliterated literally obliterated so i think there's a there's a fine line because you don't want to censor something and that's what america does a lot but at the same time you have to do understand that there are they do have responsibility but it's kind of been put on them you know what i mean like i feel like a famous person doesn't have to you know speak out about good things or it doesn't have to be good role model but at the same time you have to acknowledge the fact that people are looking up to them you know what i mean i don't feel like you can force someone to be like you have to you have to put out this persona that's good you cannot show anything bad You know? But at the same time, that person has to acknowledge that there are people looking up to him or her or whatever. And they have to acknowledge that they, um, I don't know where I'm going with this. But they have to acknowledge. And I feel like Demi Lovato does that in a really good way. I don't know where I'm going with this. I'm just in a pretty pain. Also, I sounded so fucking serious. I don't normally sound serious. I think it's just the tone of my voice And the fact that I'm in excruciating pain Sounds so fucking serious. I always get annoyed when people are like Oh my god, your responsibility. Incentorship. Don't get me fucking started on incestorship. The fact that if you show boobs, it's R. But you can show someone's head getting blown up and it's still PG-13. You know what I mean? Like, come on. It's not traumatizing to see the anatomy of either yourself or the other gender. You know what I mean? But it is probably dramatic. to see like violence you know like if you saw someone's head blow up in real life i don't think you'd be like okay you know what i mean and like it's sad that we live in a country where like sexuality is like my god oppress oppress oppress like the fact that no one sees it like sexist that a guy can show his nipples which are exactly the same on females nipples are the things that girls cannot show because they can't show their nipples they can show the side boob under boob you know and if they have pasties on it's fine show the nipples even though that's the exact same thing that males have it's a no-no it's the fact that literally on youtube you can have a shirtless guy but as soon as you have a shirtless girl it gets flagged and instagram twitter is probably it's the only place like chill with that and i'm just like it's the more you oppress it or or like say, oh my God, this is taboo. the more you do that then more people are gonna see it as that you know what i mean like you're you are sexualizing a female body you know that could happen with anything that could happen your knees and that's ridiculous and like how did a piece of your body get freaking sexualized to a point where like it's seemed as at some points illegal to show it that's crazy can you ever think about it being illegal to show your knees and that's basically the same thing the only reason why breasts are sexualized is because people have sexualized them and that's crazy because i can never see that happening to a man i can never see that happening to a man because like see it's like there's so many double standards in our world and it's crazy and like that one's probably like the craziest one because no one ever thinks about it and they've grown up in a world where it's been sexualized so it's taboo and so if you see it then like oh my god and i'm like it's just your body oh my god my kids saw a pair of boobs oh my god they're gonna be scarred for life no they're not like come on like seriously like oh my can you imagine someone be like oh my god my eight-year-old boy saw this woman's elbows I don't know how he going to exist that woman should be shamed for walking around with her elbows out you know it's for the lice and there's a party that does do it no less the world we live in it's not purple world were there's no double standard since our actual so little can't just walk on down straight with it but you also the real Maybe because of these double standards we should try to change that you know what I mean? Like I honestly I do understand the fact that like you can't be like overnight things are changed You know what I mean if I understand it's a process But the fact that no one's willing to start that or even it's crazy. I'm on a tightrope. I'm in pain so I'm gonna go Bye Hashtag free the devil
