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That Got Explicit.. | #9 cover
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Your Emotional Soundboard

That Got Explicit.. | #9

That Got Explicit.. | #9

45min |02/05/2025
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That Got Explicit.. | #9

That Got Explicit.. | #9

45min |02/05/2025
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Ever wondered how a few drinks can turn a casual chat into a wild exploration of sexuality and relationships? Welcome to another episode of Your Emotional Soundboard! I’m diving deep into the hilarious and sometimes awkward world of sex, love, and everything in between. Picture this: I’m a bit tipsy, and I’ve got a series of provocative questions from the internet just waiting to be answered. Trust me, things get spicy!


Join me as I tackle everything from anal sex to those cringe-worthy embarrassing moments we all wish we could forget. I’ll share my personal stories that highlight the importance of consent, communication, and, let’s be real, mutual pleasure in any sexual encounter. As someone who embraces my own journey, I reflect on my experiences with threesomes and the complexities of navigating relationships in a world full of societal expectations. Let’s face it, discussing the nuances of sexual preferences shouldn’t be taboo—they should be celebrated!


I explore the intricate dynamics of sex and relationships, all while encouraging you to be open-minded. I know firsthand that overcoming adversity in intimate relationships can be tough, but guess what? We’re all human, and sharing our stories can be both liberating and enlightening.


This episode is not just about laughs; it’s a chance to reflect on our own experiences and the importance of openly communicating our desires and boundaries. So grab your favorite drink, get comfy, and let’s dive into the good, the bad, and the downright funny aspects of life and sex. Remember, it’s all about embracing who we are and learning to laugh at ourselves along the way.


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  • Speaker #0

    hello guys and welcome back to podcast i gotta work on the intro here if i'm acting a little strange it's because i've literally just downed a whole can of twisted tea and i'm a little bit tipsy uh i was feeling a little bit like less energy to get this podcast done so i thought you know what i'm going to do i'm going to down four cans of twisted tea and see what happens uh oh boy i i swear to god i did not even like prepare questions for this week's week's podcast and i normally do so this is really gonna be like fly by the seat of the pants but uh oh my god okay professional So I basically thought what I could start doing on this when I have like, I don't really want to talk about questions. Oh my god, I am trying to make sense. I figured what I would do on this podcast when I don't want to talk about, when I can't think of anything to talk about or I don't want to talk about. Does that make sense? I thought I would just go on the internet and just assume random questions being asked were being asked to me. So that's what we're going to do. I found this one thread that I really liked and we're going to go there. So if you are under 18, please leave this podcast because this is probably like the most like dirtiest thing that will ever come out of my mouth. So these are questions that are like very risky. And really, we're going to see how I can try. I'm going to try to respond to every I'm going to try to answer every one of them as if they were being asked to me. they're pretty like if one is like a little bit too much I'll try to skirt around it but I'm gonna try to go there and my twisted d because I don't have my I don't know where my alcohol went I'm not a drinker that much so uh we'll see what happens with this I hope I don't get too wasted because I still have to post this but um okay let's see what the first one The first one says, what helps you get ready for anal? Wow, we are starting out there. I'm gonna take a sip real quick. Oh yeah. For ladies, like cis ladies, I would say, um, if you are going to do anal, I think, uh, it's up there. Like, it's definitely, like, on the lines of, like, a blowjob. Where you're technically probably not gonna get that much. Well, it depends on who you are. But it's not gonna be, it's not like a lot of pleasure, right? I guess the key thing is to make sure that you're clean. For, to like not just stick it up there. Pardon my French. To like prep the area. Make sure that the person actually wants to do it. I don't know what else I could say. I think maybe the number one thing I can say like for pleasure Would probably be make sure that she's turned on because I feel like the one thing the one thing that's so different at least like for like cis women is like How how how like their sexuality operates? I guess I can say where some men like it's like it can be really easy to turn them on versus like a woman it's like a lot you have to work for it which i mean let's it sucks so i guess the number one way i would say is i say is like definitely like work up to it it's gonna there's it's not like the it's where the male g-spot is it's just like biology that's not where the female g-spot is so like some people enjoy it some people don't i would definitely say if you're gonna do it and you're like a cis woman make sure it's just not just being whammed up there because that yeah that's not going to be a fun experience at all I've definitely this is way TMI I've had a drunken experience where I was I was literally I literally oh my god this is so TMI but I literally just like freaking I was so drunk and I just shoved something on my ass this is so inappropriate It hurts so bad because I- because of what I did and it was no preparation. I didn't anticipate it to be so hard, but I was so drunk. The person I was with was freaking full and laughing because I just did it to myself. I literally grabbed it and I did it to myself. And I was literally like, I started laughing myself, but it hurt so bad. I was literally like, this is so stupid. I'm so stupid. But it was, have we all been there? Is it just me? Okay. Most embarrassing sex story. I think, I think I probably just told it. I don't know. I don't have. I don't think I have. Other than broadcasting it into the entire world. I think we've had like those old incidents where you're like, oh. I think the worst one for me was like when like I queefed and someone thought it was like a fart. That's not the most embarrassing thing. But it was just so bad because I was just like, okay, let me explain that this is not a fart. Like it makes it better. But I'm just like. This is because I did not fart. Just to be clear, that did not just happen. Which is so, oh my god. What's an absolute no in the bedroom? Oh my god. This one's hard. I would say, for me, this is for me personally, I like to try almost... almost anything because you never know what you like and we all need to experiment and and we shouldn't shame people trying to experiment but there's certain areas i guess there's things that i would not even consider trying and i'm trying to think what that is like obviously anything like too aggressive i don't think like i don't want to get punched in the face or like punched in the stomach i don't think i don't know i don't want to judge people but like that that wouldn't that would not be that would not be it for me for a fun time um i feel like you know i i feel like i don't this is so gross i feel like i don't have that many limits i feel like i'll try something and then i'll be like maybe that's not for me i feel like if you're trying something with a person and then they're really into it and you're like this is not it it might not go well but who knows oh my god how long should sex last oh wow i guess this is another question on depends on who you're asking right like i feel like let me say i feel like if you're in like a let me get like so descriptive i feel like a lot of same-sex relationships especially like cis women why is this whole about fucking cis women oh god um I feel like a lot of them, they're, like, for, like, when it's, like, a, like, a man with a female. Let me get real fucking basic. Usually, like, the, the end of the goal is when he finishes. But I feel like when there's, like, when, I feel like when there's, like, two females, it's not real, there's no finish. There's no, like, oh, okay, we're done now. It's just, like, okay, we're gonna continue until this, like, feels good or it doesn't feel good. You know what I mean? Um, I would say no, I don't think there is a time limit. I don't think there's a time when they're just like, okay 20 minutes man That's where it's at. I feel like pleasure is where it's at So like whether it's like you're gonna get your pleasure quickly or you're going to have that Extended for a time both of them. You're still getting the job done. Like I feel like it's unsatisfactory when when someone doesn't finish but like i feel like that still doesn't mean it's still sex you still had some pleasure it's just i feel like that would be the goal is to like make your partner enjoy pleasure and each way you know i mean i feel like that's like the only thing that matters during that time obviously weird I also think people like forgive a lot like in pleasure like I feel like people be like they're so worried about how their body looks or feels or like all their insecurities which are valid to have because like it's how you feel but I feel like when people are actually in the moment none of that stuff actually matters like yeah stuff can turn you on but I think the the insecurities that people fear about that they're just good even I fear about even i like i hate my body oh my god this one is so fucking snobby but like you're just like oh my god i don't like how i look i don't want to see someone else see me that but i feel like when you're in that like pleasure bubble it almost doesn't matter when someone's making you feel good like i feel like most of it it's like how people view in society it'd be like oh i don't want to be seen with this person or i don't want to deal with the the fallout that's caused by being seen with this person so even though i enjoy hooking up with them no you know what i mean but like i don't know how i feel about that i feel like obviously that's society and people but i feel like people should be even though you're insecure i i feel like most of the time the other person's not gonna they're not gonna even care but like you know each their own maybe there's someone that's like the only thing they live on oh would you ever have a threesome that's a male female male if so would you do DP this is very like very oh my god okay okay we're going there so I have had a threesome before I feel like everyone has had a threesome that's so horrible to say it's like I feel like everyone gets married before but you know what I mean I feel like it's not like something like I've had a threesome it's something that just like okay it was an experience I was plastered drunk and it was definitely something I was tried out I tried up to I tried I can't speak I can't speak okay I'll tell that experience wait let me answer the question would I um I feel like yes I would under extenuating circumstances and I will say what those are TP this is so like this is just gross why are you asking this Uh, I feel like if you were turned on enough, then yes. I don't know what else not to say. Like, if you were, like, in the moment and, like, you were feeling it, I feel like that, that's definitely possible something that could happen. But I don't know. I don't know about planning that. Like, um, I could tell you how the last threesome I had went, which was planned out in advance oh my god and i was the i was like the the the extra person i don't know how to say it like the third wheel it did not end well like the the reason why i wouldn't do i would do it is like if it was if it didn't involve a couple and if it involved a couple make sure that everyone was secure with themselves because that was the issues that i had which is like oh someone someone's gonna feel left out and when someone feels left out then it's no longer fun and so i feel like the fuck did i just unplug oh we're good we're good i feel like um if you can make it so no one feels left out then you're golden you're gonna have a fun experience i did not have that experience and it ended with the biggest fight probably i've seen like I don't know. It was not fun. Like literally not fun. And then after that experience, I'm like, I don't think I would do anything with a couple because I feel like people think they can do stuff like that. But then you in the moment when you're watching it and or if someone does feel like they're left out, it's like, okay, this is not fun. This is not something I want to do. But it's hard because like people like shame you into wanting to do it. It's the thing you're supposed to want to do. And then you decide last minute that you're not actually comfortable with something. And then you're like, okay, how do I get out of this? So I have some sympathy, but it's like, I would never, I would never sign up for experience like that again, unless I knew everyone was like a hundred percent in the same mindset or goal. I feel like honestly, if I'm giving advice for people trying to experiment out there. If you're trying, like, if your goal, oh my god, to, like, half a threesome, I'm not, it's not a thing to laugh at, but, like, obviously it's not going to, who knows? Who knows? But if it's, if you, if it's your goal, I would suggest, if you're not all in, like, a freaking throuple, is to, sorry for that interruption. I got interrupted. I think, what, oh my god, what were we talking about? Oh. threesomes. Um, yeah, my, my goal, my suggestion, my suggestion would be to keep it casual. Because like when if everyone's literally just friends or everyone's like no one nothing commitment has happened or no one feels like has any like romantic feelings, then it's usually people don't get jealous or territorial. But when someone's like in love with someone, I don't know why I'm laughing. I'm drunk. When someone's in love with someone, I feel like it adds another element of betrayal, which is hard to get over. Like I feel like even. people don't realize people in poly relationships it's human to deal with it's like what do I do with these feelings and how do I address when I have these feelings and to be in a space that you can just come up to your partner and be like this is what I'm feeling like that's like the goal for me like oh my god to have to be able to have like such healthy communication that you can literally just walk up to someone and be like okay this is what's bothering me And and then like nine times out of ten they're gonna change it did not make you feel that way like that's i feel like that's what you want not to speak for other people that's what i want um okay here's the next one which is would you would watching your partner have sex with someone else turn you on again these are so hardcore I feel like it would. I feel like if I knew, like, it was, like, consenting people, the thing that would, like, probably... It's, like, the feeling meter that would probably freak me out. So if I knew, like, my partner had feelings for this person and then they're having sex with them, I would be like, does this person want to... Do they want to be with them over me? Like, that's what I would be thinking in my head. But I feel like... I feel like that could happen, but the key is everyone has to be like enthusiastic consenting. Like one person's like, eh, it needs to stop. Which sucks when people are like, oh, that's so annoying. But like, it's just so unrealistic to plan. And it's not something that you can extend unless you're like in some sort of poly relationship. It's going to be like a college party. You know what I mean? It's not going to be, it's going to be something fun and something to experiment with. But if you're going to risk everything for it, it's not really worth it. I feel like people who've never experienced stuff like that, you're always like the grass is always greener, but it's like, yeah, it's a fun experiment and not experiment. It's a fun experience, but it doesn't mean that like I would choose that over a relationship. Like if it was a choice of like, okay, you're going to have a threesome or you're going to have like a... a long-term relationship i would choose the relationship like it doesn't mean that you can't experiment with your partner if you're both again enthusiastic and willing people but like this is just i feel like people get upset because they're just like they never experience it and they're building it up in their head and when they actually do experience it they're like let down because they're just like oh you built that up in your head so much how can someone ever ever live up to that which sucks i don't know into midlife crisis um should we ask the next one have you ever had sex with someone and thought about an ex an ex i've never thought about an ex before like no i've definitely hooked up with people that i'm like okay i'm not um i'm not dating them and i'm like okay i don't it's i don't really really that interested in doing this and i'm like okay so you think about someone else during the time that's so up to say it's so gross it's so gross but like yeah it's so gross oh my god so this is the grossest podcast ever i apologize if your partner wanted you to fuck their friend would you with and without them why would your partner want you to fuck their friend without them that would be that's so weird to me just go into that room that's so weird um um i don't know i feel like i would but like again this is if you're in the i'm just sound like a total freaking slut this whole episode i feel like again if you're like is feeling it and it's like everyone's like into it then i feel like yeah that that could but i feel like that's gonna that's definitely gonna get thrown back in your face. Like, that friend's gonna get pissed off at one of you and be like, I fucked your girlfriend. You know what I mean? It's gonna get thrown back at you, so that's my biggest thing about doing it with someone that you're gonna see again. Because it's like, you're gonna have to, there's no way they're not gonna, that's not gonna get brought up at some point. And then that's gonna get, oh. Um. What's something sexual you hesitated to try but ended up loving? Oh, what was I hesitant to try? I don't know. I feel like I'm always, I feel like what I'm hesitant to try is like the introduction. So I'm always under the assumption like they're gonna say you're crazy. They're gonna say no. They're gonna, I don't know. They're gonna. They're going to do something extreme that is building up in my head. So I avoid doing it in the first place. And I feel like that's my like dangerous note where like, I, I'll be so fearful to make the first move unless I like a hundred percent and confirm that the person wants it. Like I, this is so sad to say, I don't think I've ever in my life made the first move without someone like, unless we're together. Right. but like i've never made the first move like of someone i just started seeing without it being pre-arranged which is so weird to say that's the weirdest thing to say in my life but it's always been like i've always like talked to them beforehand so it's never been like oh my god he puts his arm over his shoulder and they hooked up it's always been a scenario where i'm like okay this is what's going to happen never been spur of the moment so i have no idea what anything of that would even look like. that's why i'm so hesitant to make the first move i don't know i feel like girls are so more eager to do that so i think it's really weird that i'm like nervous about it because like i feel like girls are not gonna get called like as creepy as much or perverts or they're not gonna they're gonna be gentler with females i think so i feel like anything i don't know anything where a male is trying to hook up with a female is like danger danger danger this girl is going to kill you and it's like a lot of it's trauma but a lot of it is literally just how she was brought up in this world which is literally someone screaming in her ear 24 7 do not trust this person do not trust this person this person's going to hurt you and then how do you not think of that when you see a dude like that's all your brain washed into thinking this person is hurting you. I'm going off into a tangent. But I'm, I guess that's the thing I'm hesitant about. Like, making the first move. Like, the first move. Like, if I've hooked up with someone, like, it's not really that uncomfortable for me. But, like, making, like, the first move is, like, death. And it's always the worst every single time. Like, it's every single time. Because it's, like, the, oh, my God, I don't know. And, obviously, you can read signs. But somehow in my head, I'm just like, this person, they're going to send out signals and then fucking shut you down. Like, that's how I think in my head. And then somehow in my twisted head, they would be on the right side. Like, they would be the one that's right and I would be the crazy person. Like, I'm so fucked up in my head. It's crazy. Let's go to the next one. I can't believe I'm putting this on the internet. Um, this is so gonna get, I don't even think anyone's gonna see this. What type of porn turns you on? We're really going there. Let me take a sip. Let's talk about porn. So, oh my god. Um, so I used to like stuff when I was younger of like stuff with stories. Like anything with a storyline. I was like, you have me. And anything in porn, like the story, the acting is like horrible. Whenever I found a porn actor that was a good actor, I was like, oh my god, this is my favorite person. It was so crazy. But I feel like, not that I watch that much now, but I do watch porn. But I feel like now it's escalated to I watch amateur. I can't watch professional porn. And it's not even ethical. You know what I mean? of like oh not that it's bad but like these people are putting it under horrible circumstances which is a good reason enough to not watch it but i just it just does not do it for me i see someone like anything professional i'm like okay this is not really doing anything which is horrible to say because these are people but like if we're talking about like what i'm into it would probably be anything amy amateur amateur so it literally looks like it's shot from like like a homemade porn video which is so weird to say but anything professional i'm just like i don't like i don't like and then i i don't like it when it looks like um someone's not into it like i don't know if anyone's ever seen like girl on girl videos and you're just like okay is this person even a lesbian because you're like this person is not it looks like they're not enjoying this and i do not want to watch this if this and especially it's like okay so this is done through the person you know no one's making well someone is the pressure but no one's like behind the camera be like do this do this but i'm just like this person just seems like they don't want to do this and i'm not really into watching that like no i don't like that that much um i feel like that's uh without giving too much to the internet on what i my sexual preferences are uh yeah Yeah. anything vocal also like i'll just add that i hate when you watch and there's like you can't hear anything like all you need to hear is a freaking grunt it doesn't even have to be a word but like silent videos i'm like okay what am i supposed to do with this i sound so gross i'm done should i just be sleeping with random people off the street not that that's bad either but let's let's stop shaming people Trying to masturbate. Oh my god, I can't. Okay, this is really- This is so sexual. Oh my god. Do you like being watched? And would you watch another couple? Wait, what is that called? It's called, like, voyeurism, right? I think it's called voyeurism. Correct me if I'm wrong. Uh, yes. I feel like- almost everyone i feel like it turns everyone on to be watched am i wrong i may be um watching yeah i feel like both i feel like yeah yeah i'm just like yeah uh yeah definitely but i feel like people being in a situation where everyone is again consenting to that would be i think that's why people are into like public tryst or whatever Definitely can be hot. This is getting real steamy. Let's see. We're back with another porn question. What's something you've seen in porn you want to try? I don't think that's ever a good idea of, like, seeing something in porn. Because I feel like that's what people forget. It's, like, visually seeing something versus experiencing it are two things. It'd be like, okay, this is how I want to view sex. This is how I want to experience sex. And I feel like people view it and they're like, okay, this is going to feel good. No, this is probably only good for you to view, not experience. But I don't know. There's, I don't, I don't know. I don't think there's anything. I don't do, I don't know. Like, how do you learn the word blowjob? Like, where does that word come from? Did you learn it from porn? Did you learn it from TV? Like, I don't know if like the things that we, like the sexual terms we learn in life. where we learned them like i don't know if it's from porn and i'm just like okay this is something i want to try i don't know uh i don't think there's anything i'm doing like all the shit that all the stuff that's like too risky i'm like you're gonna get arrested like i saw someone like having sex with their uh in their tesla while it was moving um and all i could think is you're you're gonna get how have you not gotten arrested That's all I thought. It was literally just like, I could not be turned on. I would be thinking when it's like, oh, cops are going to be called. I don't think, I think the hotness has gone away. I don't like it when you're just like, one of us might end up in jail or worse. So that's not, that's definitely something I would step away from. Oh my God. I locked myself out of my phone. Let me see if I can talk about anything else. Because I have to wait 20 seconds before it lets me go in again. Oh, finally let me in. uh it's all about porn what's a sexual fantasy of yours you can be as detailed what's a sexual fantasy someone's like actually being treated right um i don't know um i feel like it's like the trope of like someone being like so turned on like they have to have sex with you Like that type of level. I feel like that's a fantasy. I don't know. That's not even that extreme. I feel like you're wanting something like crazy, right? Like, uh. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like I'm going to have to say vanilla on this. Again, I feel like I'm not shaming anyone's kinks here, but I don't think I have any like crazy fantasies I can hear children outside and this is making me so uncomfortable. Oh my god Oh speaking of kinks. Do you have any kinks or fetishes? This might get too personal this might be the the one where I stopped getting too real like oh my god I don't know. I feel like... I feel like I don't have anything weird. Or something that like... Excuse me. I feel like I don't have anything like that... Like the average citizen wouldn't have. I don't know. I'm trying to think of some crazy fetish I have. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I wish I could have. I don't know. I feel like any fetish you can like declare as a female is just like an invitation like all this whole video is just an invitation for someone to call me a slut like oh my god just even talking about what you enjoy someone's gonna be like fucking slut yes I'm sorry that would be the truth what's the shortest amount of time it took you to to come i'm not gonna use the word they is um i feel like for females this does not apply like at all like if you use like honestly if you wanted to get the job done you could probably use a vibrator don't feel as good let's be real but you could get there within probably like 10 seconds i mean your mind was committed to it uh but like with a person it's so much more first you gotta deal with like the like anxiety of you being in your own head and then you have to communicate on like what it feels good to you without hurting their feelings or their ego which is real i mean like yeah it's just hard uh i guess after you would probably have to ask like a couple that's been together for like 15 years they would probably know like how to do it in like two seconds Uh, your sextic just got leaked. Tweet your reaction. I've already had that. Uh, my reaction. Um, I hope my ass looks good. Is there any cellulite on this angle? Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. You're really entering all of these. Huh. Wow. Sorry, parents. Do you prefer rough or passionate sex? I feel like both. I feel like there's a time and place. I feel like passionate is so emotional. And there's really times where, like, that's just, it's just more impactful. I'm going to be real. It just, it adds more feelings and it's more intimate. But I feel like once in a while, sometimes you just want to, like. get it i don't know how to say i feel like there's a time and place for both yeah i don't prefer either like no i feel like people just prefer to feel good i don't know do you prefer head or penetration that is so complicated for me and i don't know how to answer this i'm gonna try to be very careful it really depends on a lot of key factors but i feel like This is so hard because I feel like if I'm not into a person or I'm not turned on during penetration, I'm going to prefer head. That sounds so weird to say. but i feel like if i'm turned on it's it's really like anyone's game i don't know what to say um yeah this one is not for me but i'm should i not answer this yeah let's not answer this well i could ask what is it's asking you if you prefer people who cream or squirt. This is so graphic. Oh my god. I apologize. Oh my god. and i have no preference neither like none whatsoever i feel like someone's face is my goal during that i don't i feel like i don't really look at yeah i probably look at someone like the enjoyment on someone's face would be my kink that's so weird to say uh these are so graphic if someone offered you 20 000 for one night would you do it like they i don't know like why do they have to pay the 20 000 like why don't i want to sleep with this person like uh that would be the thing of like why is why i don't know i wouldn't like that i don't know because i feel like you're asking like okay so you don't want to sleep with this person would the 20 000 convince you to sleep with this person i don't think so i feel like it's a little it would have to be a little bit more than that It's confusing. I don't think so. I don't think I could do that. I feel like it's like... I don't know. Yeah, no. I don't think so. I feel like I'm gonna sleep with you or I'm not gonna sleep with you. I don't think $20,000 is gonna... That's not a reason to sleep with someone. That's so... I don't like anything but this girl's ass. Like, all I see is an ass. I don't care about anything else. Like, that would be a little bit gross to me. I'm not going to lie. Really. But if someone's literally just like, okay, it's just like this girl that I'm like really into. She's a really nice ass. It's so weird to say it. You know, that guy that I like can't stop thinking about has like a fucking 12 pack. You know what I mean? You're like, that's not the reason. that you're going to date this person but it's like oh okay that's like the frosting on the cake during head do you like all the attention this is too specific i can't write okay i'm gonna paraphrase this one it's so fucking specific um do you like all the attention on the clit if that This is so embarrassing to talk about. Like, I don't understand. This is definitely not normal to be openly talking about. I'm gonna say that right now. Um, I feel like, yeah, I feel like people, you know, like, obviously, like, anything's good there. You got the clit, you got fingers that can go places. Let's just leave that there. Like, multiple things can feel good. This is so uncomfortable. What is the perfect dick size? There's no such thing as a perfect dick size. It's if you're turned on or not. Like, literally. Like, if you're turned on, someone's finger is going to feel like end of all. So, yeah, there's no perfect dick size. It's literally if you're turned on. But again, we can talk about things that add on. What's more important, girth or length? Oh my god. How do you compare that? I don't know. I don't think I've slept with enough men to be like, this is what's better. Excuse me. If I had to imagine, like if I had to guess, I would probably say girth. I don't know. I don't know. Uh, I don't know. Maybe both. I don't know. Don't kill me. Um, um. thoughts on sex toys leashes handcuffs whips etc again this is my answer to everything if everyone's like enthusiastic and consenting adult i don't give a crap um that's some i feel like i like i'm not a huge fan of like i don't think i think whip would be too much but i feel like what is this is not the name but this is horrible i don't think it should be this name but I think it's... It's called a flogger. I don't want to call it that because it sounds like something horrific. But that one's like a little bit lighter. I feel like that one would be like my go-to. Because there's like pain, a little bit, a little bit of pain when you're turned on. It's not always good, but it is good sometimes depending on who you are. I'm not gonna, but like too much is like, okay, this is just blinding. And then if you're not turned on, you're like, okay, someone's just attacking me now. But, um, yeah, I feel like, yeah, I could. Yeah. I'm just saying yes to everything. Oh my God. I think that was the last one. Um, we can end it with this question, which is, is having sex with different men when you're in a relationship cheating? So. Well, this all depends on what you guys personally consider cheating and what you guys have come together to agree what you consider cheating. Like, obviously, if we're talking about you having sex with someone and you're in a committed relationship, cheating. Like, that is black and white. There's no gray area. But there are some gray areas of like, oh, you just started hooking up with this person, but you haven't had the exclusivity talk. There's people that would be like, yeah, no, it's common sense. You should not be sleeping with other people. There's other people that are like, no, I'm not committed to you. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I personally am the side of, if I'm currently hooking up with someone, I'm not going to hook up with someone else. Unless we've had that discussion of like, oh, we're seeing other people. This is an open relationship. This is blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm going to assume, assume the commitment. Which is, I feel like a lot of... dudes don't operate like that which i understand why but i feel like a lot of guys are like okay no this is just like a hookup this is not something that's gonna go where which is fun and it's fine and i feel like everyone what the fuck is going on in my nose i feel like everyone needs there's like snot in my nose i can literally hear it i feel like everyone needs to have casual at some point in their life or maybe some people for the rest of their life But I feel like it's like knowing that this is what they're signing up for. Like if this person is going in this thinking that they want a serious relationship and you're like, oh, I just want to hook up. That's when it's like, oh, this is going to be an issue. This is going to end up with someone crying all night. But I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like. someone can still have hurt feelings even if you haven't had that conversation which is the shitty like that's what sucks is like the feelings you've had don't change the fact when someone's been like okay we're gonna have that divine the relationship talk your feelings are already there so even if you like if you're in love with someone and they're hooking up with someone else and you guys have not had to find the relationship talk it's still gonna hurt like It's not gonna be just because you're it's not acceptable for you to voice this hurt doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt i don't know i feel like we just need to be more built an environment where we could be more open and talk about stuff openly which i don't know if that's ever gonna happen but here's the podcast of the most explicit thing that you've ever seen in your life and if you were under 18 and watch this i'm not gonna shame you but i just said you should not have done that i've done it So I don't know what else to say. I've done it. I would be hypocrite. But I'm not advising. So if you are under 18, do not watch this. I'm not promoting for people under 18 to watch this. Just want to be very clear. I'm also very drunk. And I am down two twisted teas. So I'm not going to do it in third or fourth. Because I still have to try to get this up today. So we're going to end this here. Oh god, I don't even think I've been on the internet today. But I wanna- I wanna try to give this up. Um, god. Let's just end this here. Fuck. All my information will be down below if you're on YouTube. Uh, I think that's it. If you are excited about vlogs that might be boring and may not be, um, they are coming soon. Everything in the house is fixed. It's literally just left with me doing something that I have to clean out a room that I didn't really want to clean out because it's going to take me. 24 hours to clean it out. But I'm going to try to make it presentable. I don't know what else to say. I'm going to try it. Anyways. Thank you for watching and listening to my drunk rantings. If you guys want another drunk podcast, let me know. Who knows what I'm going to fucking say on the internet where everyone can hear me. Oh god. I'm just going to end this here. Thank you guys for watching. Goodbye.

Chapters

  • Introduction and Setting the Scene

    00:00

  • Starting the Q&A: Anal Sex Preparation

    01:58

  • Most Embarrassing Sex Stories

    05:27

  • What’s an Absolute No in the Bedroom?

    06:15

  • How Long Should Sex Last?

    08:05

  • Threesomes: Experiences and Advice

    08:55

  • Watching Your Partner with Someone Else

    15:36

  • Hesitations and Sexual Preferences

    20:32

  • Porn Preferences and Voyeurism

    28:07

  • Defining Cheating in Relationships

    40:45

  • Conclusion and Wrap-Up

    45:25

Description


Ever wondered how a few drinks can turn a casual chat into a wild exploration of sexuality and relationships? Welcome to another episode of Your Emotional Soundboard! I’m diving deep into the hilarious and sometimes awkward world of sex, love, and everything in between. Picture this: I’m a bit tipsy, and I’ve got a series of provocative questions from the internet just waiting to be answered. Trust me, things get spicy!


Join me as I tackle everything from anal sex to those cringe-worthy embarrassing moments we all wish we could forget. I’ll share my personal stories that highlight the importance of consent, communication, and, let’s be real, mutual pleasure in any sexual encounter. As someone who embraces my own journey, I reflect on my experiences with threesomes and the complexities of navigating relationships in a world full of societal expectations. Let’s face it, discussing the nuances of sexual preferences shouldn’t be taboo—they should be celebrated!


I explore the intricate dynamics of sex and relationships, all while encouraging you to be open-minded. I know firsthand that overcoming adversity in intimate relationships can be tough, but guess what? We’re all human, and sharing our stories can be both liberating and enlightening.


This episode is not just about laughs; it’s a chance to reflect on our own experiences and the importance of openly communicating our desires and boundaries. So grab your favorite drink, get comfy, and let’s dive into the good, the bad, and the downright funny aspects of life and sex. Remember, it’s all about embracing who we are and learning to laugh at ourselves along the way.


Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

Transcription

  • Speaker #0

    hello guys and welcome back to podcast i gotta work on the intro here if i'm acting a little strange it's because i've literally just downed a whole can of twisted tea and i'm a little bit tipsy uh i was feeling a little bit like less energy to get this podcast done so i thought you know what i'm going to do i'm going to down four cans of twisted tea and see what happens uh oh boy i i swear to god i did not even like prepare questions for this week's week's podcast and i normally do so this is really gonna be like fly by the seat of the pants but uh oh my god okay professional So I basically thought what I could start doing on this when I have like, I don't really want to talk about questions. Oh my god, I am trying to make sense. I figured what I would do on this podcast when I don't want to talk about, when I can't think of anything to talk about or I don't want to talk about. Does that make sense? I thought I would just go on the internet and just assume random questions being asked were being asked to me. So that's what we're going to do. I found this one thread that I really liked and we're going to go there. So if you are under 18, please leave this podcast because this is probably like the most like dirtiest thing that will ever come out of my mouth. So these are questions that are like very risky. And really, we're going to see how I can try. I'm going to try to respond to every I'm going to try to answer every one of them as if they were being asked to me. they're pretty like if one is like a little bit too much I'll try to skirt around it but I'm gonna try to go there and my twisted d because I don't have my I don't know where my alcohol went I'm not a drinker that much so uh we'll see what happens with this I hope I don't get too wasted because I still have to post this but um okay let's see what the first one The first one says, what helps you get ready for anal? Wow, we are starting out there. I'm gonna take a sip real quick. Oh yeah. For ladies, like cis ladies, I would say, um, if you are going to do anal, I think, uh, it's up there. Like, it's definitely, like, on the lines of, like, a blowjob. Where you're technically probably not gonna get that much. Well, it depends on who you are. But it's not gonna be, it's not like a lot of pleasure, right? I guess the key thing is to make sure that you're clean. For, to like not just stick it up there. Pardon my French. To like prep the area. Make sure that the person actually wants to do it. I don't know what else I could say. I think maybe the number one thing I can say like for pleasure Would probably be make sure that she's turned on because I feel like the one thing the one thing that's so different at least like for like cis women is like How how how like their sexuality operates? I guess I can say where some men like it's like it can be really easy to turn them on versus like a woman it's like a lot you have to work for it which i mean let's it sucks so i guess the number one way i would say is i say is like definitely like work up to it it's gonna there's it's not like the it's where the male g-spot is it's just like biology that's not where the female g-spot is so like some people enjoy it some people don't i would definitely say if you're gonna do it and you're like a cis woman make sure it's just not just being whammed up there because that yeah that's not going to be a fun experience at all I've definitely this is way TMI I've had a drunken experience where I was I was literally I literally oh my god this is so TMI but I literally just like freaking I was so drunk and I just shoved something on my ass this is so inappropriate It hurts so bad because I- because of what I did and it was no preparation. I didn't anticipate it to be so hard, but I was so drunk. The person I was with was freaking full and laughing because I just did it to myself. I literally grabbed it and I did it to myself. And I was literally like, I started laughing myself, but it hurt so bad. I was literally like, this is so stupid. I'm so stupid. But it was, have we all been there? Is it just me? Okay. Most embarrassing sex story. I think, I think I probably just told it. I don't know. I don't have. I don't think I have. Other than broadcasting it into the entire world. I think we've had like those old incidents where you're like, oh. I think the worst one for me was like when like I queefed and someone thought it was like a fart. That's not the most embarrassing thing. But it was just so bad because I was just like, okay, let me explain that this is not a fart. Like it makes it better. But I'm just like. This is because I did not fart. Just to be clear, that did not just happen. Which is so, oh my god. What's an absolute no in the bedroom? Oh my god. This one's hard. I would say, for me, this is for me personally, I like to try almost... almost anything because you never know what you like and we all need to experiment and and we shouldn't shame people trying to experiment but there's certain areas i guess there's things that i would not even consider trying and i'm trying to think what that is like obviously anything like too aggressive i don't think like i don't want to get punched in the face or like punched in the stomach i don't think i don't know i don't want to judge people but like that that wouldn't that would not be that would not be it for me for a fun time um i feel like you know i i feel like i don't this is so gross i feel like i don't have that many limits i feel like i'll try something and then i'll be like maybe that's not for me i feel like if you're trying something with a person and then they're really into it and you're like this is not it it might not go well but who knows oh my god how long should sex last oh wow i guess this is another question on depends on who you're asking right like i feel like let me say i feel like if you're in like a let me get like so descriptive i feel like a lot of same-sex relationships especially like cis women why is this whole about fucking cis women oh god um I feel like a lot of them, they're, like, for, like, when it's, like, a, like, a man with a female. Let me get real fucking basic. Usually, like, the, the end of the goal is when he finishes. But I feel like when there's, like, when, I feel like when there's, like, two females, it's not real, there's no finish. There's no, like, oh, okay, we're done now. It's just, like, okay, we're gonna continue until this, like, feels good or it doesn't feel good. You know what I mean? Um, I would say no, I don't think there is a time limit. I don't think there's a time when they're just like, okay 20 minutes man That's where it's at. I feel like pleasure is where it's at So like whether it's like you're gonna get your pleasure quickly or you're going to have that Extended for a time both of them. You're still getting the job done. Like I feel like it's unsatisfactory when when someone doesn't finish but like i feel like that still doesn't mean it's still sex you still had some pleasure it's just i feel like that would be the goal is to like make your partner enjoy pleasure and each way you know i mean i feel like that's like the only thing that matters during that time obviously weird I also think people like forgive a lot like in pleasure like I feel like people be like they're so worried about how their body looks or feels or like all their insecurities which are valid to have because like it's how you feel but I feel like when people are actually in the moment none of that stuff actually matters like yeah stuff can turn you on but I think the the insecurities that people fear about that they're just good even I fear about even i like i hate my body oh my god this one is so fucking snobby but like you're just like oh my god i don't like how i look i don't want to see someone else see me that but i feel like when you're in that like pleasure bubble it almost doesn't matter when someone's making you feel good like i feel like most of it it's like how people view in society it'd be like oh i don't want to be seen with this person or i don't want to deal with the the fallout that's caused by being seen with this person so even though i enjoy hooking up with them no you know what i mean but like i don't know how i feel about that i feel like obviously that's society and people but i feel like people should be even though you're insecure i i feel like most of the time the other person's not gonna they're not gonna even care but like you know each their own maybe there's someone that's like the only thing they live on oh would you ever have a threesome that's a male female male if so would you do DP this is very like very oh my god okay okay we're going there so I have had a threesome before I feel like everyone has had a threesome that's so horrible to say it's like I feel like everyone gets married before but you know what I mean I feel like it's not like something like I've had a threesome it's something that just like okay it was an experience I was plastered drunk and it was definitely something I was tried out I tried up to I tried I can't speak I can't speak okay I'll tell that experience wait let me answer the question would I um I feel like yes I would under extenuating circumstances and I will say what those are TP this is so like this is just gross why are you asking this Uh, I feel like if you were turned on enough, then yes. I don't know what else not to say. Like, if you were, like, in the moment and, like, you were feeling it, I feel like that, that's definitely possible something that could happen. But I don't know. I don't know about planning that. Like, um, I could tell you how the last threesome I had went, which was planned out in advance oh my god and i was the i was like the the the extra person i don't know how to say it like the third wheel it did not end well like the the reason why i wouldn't do i would do it is like if it was if it didn't involve a couple and if it involved a couple make sure that everyone was secure with themselves because that was the issues that i had which is like oh someone someone's gonna feel left out and when someone feels left out then it's no longer fun and so i feel like the fuck did i just unplug oh we're good we're good i feel like um if you can make it so no one feels left out then you're golden you're gonna have a fun experience i did not have that experience and it ended with the biggest fight probably i've seen like I don't know. It was not fun. Like literally not fun. And then after that experience, I'm like, I don't think I would do anything with a couple because I feel like people think they can do stuff like that. But then you in the moment when you're watching it and or if someone does feel like they're left out, it's like, okay, this is not fun. This is not something I want to do. But it's hard because like people like shame you into wanting to do it. It's the thing you're supposed to want to do. And then you decide last minute that you're not actually comfortable with something. And then you're like, okay, how do I get out of this? So I have some sympathy, but it's like, I would never, I would never sign up for experience like that again, unless I knew everyone was like a hundred percent in the same mindset or goal. I feel like honestly, if I'm giving advice for people trying to experiment out there. If you're trying, like, if your goal, oh my god, to, like, half a threesome, I'm not, it's not a thing to laugh at, but, like, obviously it's not going to, who knows? Who knows? But if it's, if you, if it's your goal, I would suggest, if you're not all in, like, a freaking throuple, is to, sorry for that interruption. I got interrupted. I think, what, oh my god, what were we talking about? Oh. threesomes. Um, yeah, my, my goal, my suggestion, my suggestion would be to keep it casual. Because like when if everyone's literally just friends or everyone's like no one nothing commitment has happened or no one feels like has any like romantic feelings, then it's usually people don't get jealous or territorial. But when someone's like in love with someone, I don't know why I'm laughing. I'm drunk. When someone's in love with someone, I feel like it adds another element of betrayal, which is hard to get over. Like I feel like even. people don't realize people in poly relationships it's human to deal with it's like what do I do with these feelings and how do I address when I have these feelings and to be in a space that you can just come up to your partner and be like this is what I'm feeling like that's like the goal for me like oh my god to have to be able to have like such healthy communication that you can literally just walk up to someone and be like okay this is what's bothering me And and then like nine times out of ten they're gonna change it did not make you feel that way like that's i feel like that's what you want not to speak for other people that's what i want um okay here's the next one which is would you would watching your partner have sex with someone else turn you on again these are so hardcore I feel like it would. I feel like if I knew, like, it was, like, consenting people, the thing that would, like, probably... It's, like, the feeling meter that would probably freak me out. So if I knew, like, my partner had feelings for this person and then they're having sex with them, I would be like, does this person want to... Do they want to be with them over me? Like, that's what I would be thinking in my head. But I feel like... I feel like that could happen, but the key is everyone has to be like enthusiastic consenting. Like one person's like, eh, it needs to stop. Which sucks when people are like, oh, that's so annoying. But like, it's just so unrealistic to plan. And it's not something that you can extend unless you're like in some sort of poly relationship. It's going to be like a college party. You know what I mean? It's not going to be, it's going to be something fun and something to experiment with. But if you're going to risk everything for it, it's not really worth it. I feel like people who've never experienced stuff like that, you're always like the grass is always greener, but it's like, yeah, it's a fun experiment and not experiment. It's a fun experience, but it doesn't mean that like I would choose that over a relationship. Like if it was a choice of like, okay, you're going to have a threesome or you're going to have like a... a long-term relationship i would choose the relationship like it doesn't mean that you can't experiment with your partner if you're both again enthusiastic and willing people but like this is just i feel like people get upset because they're just like they never experience it and they're building it up in their head and when they actually do experience it they're like let down because they're just like oh you built that up in your head so much how can someone ever ever live up to that which sucks i don't know into midlife crisis um should we ask the next one have you ever had sex with someone and thought about an ex an ex i've never thought about an ex before like no i've definitely hooked up with people that i'm like okay i'm not um i'm not dating them and i'm like okay i don't it's i don't really really that interested in doing this and i'm like okay so you think about someone else during the time that's so up to say it's so gross it's so gross but like yeah it's so gross oh my god so this is the grossest podcast ever i apologize if your partner wanted you to fuck their friend would you with and without them why would your partner want you to fuck their friend without them that would be that's so weird to me just go into that room that's so weird um um i don't know i feel like i would but like again this is if you're in the i'm just sound like a total freaking slut this whole episode i feel like again if you're like is feeling it and it's like everyone's like into it then i feel like yeah that that could but i feel like that's gonna that's definitely gonna get thrown back in your face. Like, that friend's gonna get pissed off at one of you and be like, I fucked your girlfriend. You know what I mean? It's gonna get thrown back at you, so that's my biggest thing about doing it with someone that you're gonna see again. Because it's like, you're gonna have to, there's no way they're not gonna, that's not gonna get brought up at some point. And then that's gonna get, oh. Um. What's something sexual you hesitated to try but ended up loving? Oh, what was I hesitant to try? I don't know. I feel like I'm always, I feel like what I'm hesitant to try is like the introduction. So I'm always under the assumption like they're gonna say you're crazy. They're gonna say no. They're gonna, I don't know. They're gonna. They're going to do something extreme that is building up in my head. So I avoid doing it in the first place. And I feel like that's my like dangerous note where like, I, I'll be so fearful to make the first move unless I like a hundred percent and confirm that the person wants it. Like I, this is so sad to say, I don't think I've ever in my life made the first move without someone like, unless we're together. Right. but like i've never made the first move like of someone i just started seeing without it being pre-arranged which is so weird to say that's the weirdest thing to say in my life but it's always been like i've always like talked to them beforehand so it's never been like oh my god he puts his arm over his shoulder and they hooked up it's always been a scenario where i'm like okay this is what's going to happen never been spur of the moment so i have no idea what anything of that would even look like. that's why i'm so hesitant to make the first move i don't know i feel like girls are so more eager to do that so i think it's really weird that i'm like nervous about it because like i feel like girls are not gonna get called like as creepy as much or perverts or they're not gonna they're gonna be gentler with females i think so i feel like anything i don't know anything where a male is trying to hook up with a female is like danger danger danger this girl is going to kill you and it's like a lot of it's trauma but a lot of it is literally just how she was brought up in this world which is literally someone screaming in her ear 24 7 do not trust this person do not trust this person this person's going to hurt you and then how do you not think of that when you see a dude like that's all your brain washed into thinking this person is hurting you. I'm going off into a tangent. But I'm, I guess that's the thing I'm hesitant about. Like, making the first move. Like, the first move. Like, if I've hooked up with someone, like, it's not really that uncomfortable for me. But, like, making, like, the first move is, like, death. And it's always the worst every single time. Like, it's every single time. Because it's, like, the, oh, my God, I don't know. And, obviously, you can read signs. But somehow in my head, I'm just like, this person, they're going to send out signals and then fucking shut you down. Like, that's how I think in my head. And then somehow in my twisted head, they would be on the right side. Like, they would be the one that's right and I would be the crazy person. Like, I'm so fucked up in my head. It's crazy. Let's go to the next one. I can't believe I'm putting this on the internet. Um, this is so gonna get, I don't even think anyone's gonna see this. What type of porn turns you on? We're really going there. Let me take a sip. Let's talk about porn. So, oh my god. Um, so I used to like stuff when I was younger of like stuff with stories. Like anything with a storyline. I was like, you have me. And anything in porn, like the story, the acting is like horrible. Whenever I found a porn actor that was a good actor, I was like, oh my god, this is my favorite person. It was so crazy. But I feel like, not that I watch that much now, but I do watch porn. But I feel like now it's escalated to I watch amateur. I can't watch professional porn. And it's not even ethical. You know what I mean? of like oh not that it's bad but like these people are putting it under horrible circumstances which is a good reason enough to not watch it but i just it just does not do it for me i see someone like anything professional i'm like okay this is not really doing anything which is horrible to say because these are people but like if we're talking about like what i'm into it would probably be anything amy amateur amateur so it literally looks like it's shot from like like a homemade porn video which is so weird to say but anything professional i'm just like i don't like i don't like and then i i don't like it when it looks like um someone's not into it like i don't know if anyone's ever seen like girl on girl videos and you're just like okay is this person even a lesbian because you're like this person is not it looks like they're not enjoying this and i do not want to watch this if this and especially it's like okay so this is done through the person you know no one's making well someone is the pressure but no one's like behind the camera be like do this do this but i'm just like this person just seems like they don't want to do this and i'm not really into watching that like no i don't like that that much um i feel like that's uh without giving too much to the internet on what i my sexual preferences are uh yeah Yeah. anything vocal also like i'll just add that i hate when you watch and there's like you can't hear anything like all you need to hear is a freaking grunt it doesn't even have to be a word but like silent videos i'm like okay what am i supposed to do with this i sound so gross i'm done should i just be sleeping with random people off the street not that that's bad either but let's let's stop shaming people Trying to masturbate. Oh my god, I can't. Okay, this is really- This is so sexual. Oh my god. Do you like being watched? And would you watch another couple? Wait, what is that called? It's called, like, voyeurism, right? I think it's called voyeurism. Correct me if I'm wrong. Uh, yes. I feel like- almost everyone i feel like it turns everyone on to be watched am i wrong i may be um watching yeah i feel like both i feel like yeah yeah i'm just like yeah uh yeah definitely but i feel like people being in a situation where everyone is again consenting to that would be i think that's why people are into like public tryst or whatever Definitely can be hot. This is getting real steamy. Let's see. We're back with another porn question. What's something you've seen in porn you want to try? I don't think that's ever a good idea of, like, seeing something in porn. Because I feel like that's what people forget. It's, like, visually seeing something versus experiencing it are two things. It'd be like, okay, this is how I want to view sex. This is how I want to experience sex. And I feel like people view it and they're like, okay, this is going to feel good. No, this is probably only good for you to view, not experience. But I don't know. There's, I don't, I don't know. I don't think there's anything. I don't do, I don't know. Like, how do you learn the word blowjob? Like, where does that word come from? Did you learn it from porn? Did you learn it from TV? Like, I don't know if like the things that we, like the sexual terms we learn in life. where we learned them like i don't know if it's from porn and i'm just like okay this is something i want to try i don't know uh i don't think there's anything i'm doing like all the shit that all the stuff that's like too risky i'm like you're gonna get arrested like i saw someone like having sex with their uh in their tesla while it was moving um and all i could think is you're you're gonna get how have you not gotten arrested That's all I thought. It was literally just like, I could not be turned on. I would be thinking when it's like, oh, cops are going to be called. I don't think, I think the hotness has gone away. I don't like it when you're just like, one of us might end up in jail or worse. So that's not, that's definitely something I would step away from. Oh my God. I locked myself out of my phone. Let me see if I can talk about anything else. Because I have to wait 20 seconds before it lets me go in again. Oh, finally let me in. uh it's all about porn what's a sexual fantasy of yours you can be as detailed what's a sexual fantasy someone's like actually being treated right um i don't know um i feel like it's like the trope of like someone being like so turned on like they have to have sex with you Like that type of level. I feel like that's a fantasy. I don't know. That's not even that extreme. I feel like you're wanting something like crazy, right? Like, uh. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like I'm going to have to say vanilla on this. Again, I feel like I'm not shaming anyone's kinks here, but I don't think I have any like crazy fantasies I can hear children outside and this is making me so uncomfortable. Oh my god Oh speaking of kinks. Do you have any kinks or fetishes? This might get too personal this might be the the one where I stopped getting too real like oh my god I don't know. I feel like... I feel like I don't have anything weird. Or something that like... Excuse me. I feel like I don't have anything like that... Like the average citizen wouldn't have. I don't know. I'm trying to think of some crazy fetish I have. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I wish I could have. I don't know. I feel like any fetish you can like declare as a female is just like an invitation like all this whole video is just an invitation for someone to call me a slut like oh my god just even talking about what you enjoy someone's gonna be like fucking slut yes I'm sorry that would be the truth what's the shortest amount of time it took you to to come i'm not gonna use the word they is um i feel like for females this does not apply like at all like if you use like honestly if you wanted to get the job done you could probably use a vibrator don't feel as good let's be real but you could get there within probably like 10 seconds i mean your mind was committed to it uh but like with a person it's so much more first you gotta deal with like the like anxiety of you being in your own head and then you have to communicate on like what it feels good to you without hurting their feelings or their ego which is real i mean like yeah it's just hard uh i guess after you would probably have to ask like a couple that's been together for like 15 years they would probably know like how to do it in like two seconds Uh, your sextic just got leaked. Tweet your reaction. I've already had that. Uh, my reaction. Um, I hope my ass looks good. Is there any cellulite on this angle? Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. You're really entering all of these. Huh. Wow. Sorry, parents. Do you prefer rough or passionate sex? I feel like both. I feel like there's a time and place. I feel like passionate is so emotional. And there's really times where, like, that's just, it's just more impactful. I'm going to be real. It just, it adds more feelings and it's more intimate. But I feel like once in a while, sometimes you just want to, like. get it i don't know how to say i feel like there's a time and place for both yeah i don't prefer either like no i feel like people just prefer to feel good i don't know do you prefer head or penetration that is so complicated for me and i don't know how to answer this i'm gonna try to be very careful it really depends on a lot of key factors but i feel like This is so hard because I feel like if I'm not into a person or I'm not turned on during penetration, I'm going to prefer head. That sounds so weird to say. but i feel like if i'm turned on it's it's really like anyone's game i don't know what to say um yeah this one is not for me but i'm should i not answer this yeah let's not answer this well i could ask what is it's asking you if you prefer people who cream or squirt. This is so graphic. Oh my god. I apologize. Oh my god. and i have no preference neither like none whatsoever i feel like someone's face is my goal during that i don't i feel like i don't really look at yeah i probably look at someone like the enjoyment on someone's face would be my kink that's so weird to say uh these are so graphic if someone offered you 20 000 for one night would you do it like they i don't know like why do they have to pay the 20 000 like why don't i want to sleep with this person like uh that would be the thing of like why is why i don't know i wouldn't like that i don't know because i feel like you're asking like okay so you don't want to sleep with this person would the 20 000 convince you to sleep with this person i don't think so i feel like it's a little it would have to be a little bit more than that It's confusing. I don't think so. I don't think I could do that. I feel like it's like... I don't know. Yeah, no. I don't think so. I feel like I'm gonna sleep with you or I'm not gonna sleep with you. I don't think $20,000 is gonna... That's not a reason to sleep with someone. That's so... I don't like anything but this girl's ass. Like, all I see is an ass. I don't care about anything else. Like, that would be a little bit gross to me. I'm not going to lie. Really. But if someone's literally just like, okay, it's just like this girl that I'm like really into. She's a really nice ass. It's so weird to say it. You know, that guy that I like can't stop thinking about has like a fucking 12 pack. You know what I mean? You're like, that's not the reason. that you're going to date this person but it's like oh okay that's like the frosting on the cake during head do you like all the attention this is too specific i can't write okay i'm gonna paraphrase this one it's so fucking specific um do you like all the attention on the clit if that This is so embarrassing to talk about. Like, I don't understand. This is definitely not normal to be openly talking about. I'm gonna say that right now. Um, I feel like, yeah, I feel like people, you know, like, obviously, like, anything's good there. You got the clit, you got fingers that can go places. Let's just leave that there. Like, multiple things can feel good. This is so uncomfortable. What is the perfect dick size? There's no such thing as a perfect dick size. It's if you're turned on or not. Like, literally. Like, if you're turned on, someone's finger is going to feel like end of all. So, yeah, there's no perfect dick size. It's literally if you're turned on. But again, we can talk about things that add on. What's more important, girth or length? Oh my god. How do you compare that? I don't know. I don't think I've slept with enough men to be like, this is what's better. Excuse me. If I had to imagine, like if I had to guess, I would probably say girth. I don't know. I don't know. Uh, I don't know. Maybe both. I don't know. Don't kill me. Um, um. thoughts on sex toys leashes handcuffs whips etc again this is my answer to everything if everyone's like enthusiastic and consenting adult i don't give a crap um that's some i feel like i like i'm not a huge fan of like i don't think i think whip would be too much but i feel like what is this is not the name but this is horrible i don't think it should be this name but I think it's... It's called a flogger. I don't want to call it that because it sounds like something horrific. But that one's like a little bit lighter. I feel like that one would be like my go-to. Because there's like pain, a little bit, a little bit of pain when you're turned on. It's not always good, but it is good sometimes depending on who you are. I'm not gonna, but like too much is like, okay, this is just blinding. And then if you're not turned on, you're like, okay, someone's just attacking me now. But, um, yeah, I feel like, yeah, I could. Yeah. I'm just saying yes to everything. Oh my God. I think that was the last one. Um, we can end it with this question, which is, is having sex with different men when you're in a relationship cheating? So. Well, this all depends on what you guys personally consider cheating and what you guys have come together to agree what you consider cheating. Like, obviously, if we're talking about you having sex with someone and you're in a committed relationship, cheating. Like, that is black and white. There's no gray area. But there are some gray areas of like, oh, you just started hooking up with this person, but you haven't had the exclusivity talk. There's people that would be like, yeah, no, it's common sense. You should not be sleeping with other people. There's other people that are like, no, I'm not committed to you. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I personally am the side of, if I'm currently hooking up with someone, I'm not going to hook up with someone else. Unless we've had that discussion of like, oh, we're seeing other people. This is an open relationship. This is blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm going to assume, assume the commitment. Which is, I feel like a lot of... dudes don't operate like that which i understand why but i feel like a lot of guys are like okay no this is just like a hookup this is not something that's gonna go where which is fun and it's fine and i feel like everyone what the fuck is going on in my nose i feel like everyone needs there's like snot in my nose i can literally hear it i feel like everyone needs to have casual at some point in their life or maybe some people for the rest of their life But I feel like it's like knowing that this is what they're signing up for. Like if this person is going in this thinking that they want a serious relationship and you're like, oh, I just want to hook up. That's when it's like, oh, this is going to be an issue. This is going to end up with someone crying all night. But I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like. someone can still have hurt feelings even if you haven't had that conversation which is the shitty like that's what sucks is like the feelings you've had don't change the fact when someone's been like okay we're gonna have that divine the relationship talk your feelings are already there so even if you like if you're in love with someone and they're hooking up with someone else and you guys have not had to find the relationship talk it's still gonna hurt like It's not gonna be just because you're it's not acceptable for you to voice this hurt doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt i don't know i feel like we just need to be more built an environment where we could be more open and talk about stuff openly which i don't know if that's ever gonna happen but here's the podcast of the most explicit thing that you've ever seen in your life and if you were under 18 and watch this i'm not gonna shame you but i just said you should not have done that i've done it So I don't know what else to say. I've done it. I would be hypocrite. But I'm not advising. So if you are under 18, do not watch this. I'm not promoting for people under 18 to watch this. Just want to be very clear. I'm also very drunk. And I am down two twisted teas. So I'm not going to do it in third or fourth. Because I still have to try to get this up today. So we're going to end this here. Oh god, I don't even think I've been on the internet today. But I wanna- I wanna try to give this up. Um, god. Let's just end this here. Fuck. All my information will be down below if you're on YouTube. Uh, I think that's it. If you are excited about vlogs that might be boring and may not be, um, they are coming soon. Everything in the house is fixed. It's literally just left with me doing something that I have to clean out a room that I didn't really want to clean out because it's going to take me. 24 hours to clean it out. But I'm going to try to make it presentable. I don't know what else to say. I'm going to try it. Anyways. Thank you for watching and listening to my drunk rantings. If you guys want another drunk podcast, let me know. Who knows what I'm going to fucking say on the internet where everyone can hear me. Oh god. I'm just going to end this here. Thank you guys for watching. Goodbye.

Chapters

  • Introduction and Setting the Scene

    00:00

  • Starting the Q&A: Anal Sex Preparation

    01:58

  • Most Embarrassing Sex Stories

    05:27

  • What’s an Absolute No in the Bedroom?

    06:15

  • How Long Should Sex Last?

    08:05

  • Threesomes: Experiences and Advice

    08:55

  • Watching Your Partner with Someone Else

    15:36

  • Hesitations and Sexual Preferences

    20:32

  • Porn Preferences and Voyeurism

    28:07

  • Defining Cheating in Relationships

    40:45

  • Conclusion and Wrap-Up

    45:25

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Ever wondered how a few drinks can turn a casual chat into a wild exploration of sexuality and relationships? Welcome to another episode of Your Emotional Soundboard! I’m diving deep into the hilarious and sometimes awkward world of sex, love, and everything in between. Picture this: I’m a bit tipsy, and I’ve got a series of provocative questions from the internet just waiting to be answered. Trust me, things get spicy!


Join me as I tackle everything from anal sex to those cringe-worthy embarrassing moments we all wish we could forget. I’ll share my personal stories that highlight the importance of consent, communication, and, let’s be real, mutual pleasure in any sexual encounter. As someone who embraces my own journey, I reflect on my experiences with threesomes and the complexities of navigating relationships in a world full of societal expectations. Let’s face it, discussing the nuances of sexual preferences shouldn’t be taboo—they should be celebrated!


I explore the intricate dynamics of sex and relationships, all while encouraging you to be open-minded. I know firsthand that overcoming adversity in intimate relationships can be tough, but guess what? We’re all human, and sharing our stories can be both liberating and enlightening.


This episode is not just about laughs; it’s a chance to reflect on our own experiences and the importance of openly communicating our desires and boundaries. So grab your favorite drink, get comfy, and let’s dive into the good, the bad, and the downright funny aspects of life and sex. Remember, it’s all about embracing who we are and learning to laugh at ourselves along the way.


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  • Speaker #0

    hello guys and welcome back to podcast i gotta work on the intro here if i'm acting a little strange it's because i've literally just downed a whole can of twisted tea and i'm a little bit tipsy uh i was feeling a little bit like less energy to get this podcast done so i thought you know what i'm going to do i'm going to down four cans of twisted tea and see what happens uh oh boy i i swear to god i did not even like prepare questions for this week's week's podcast and i normally do so this is really gonna be like fly by the seat of the pants but uh oh my god okay professional So I basically thought what I could start doing on this when I have like, I don't really want to talk about questions. Oh my god, I am trying to make sense. I figured what I would do on this podcast when I don't want to talk about, when I can't think of anything to talk about or I don't want to talk about. Does that make sense? I thought I would just go on the internet and just assume random questions being asked were being asked to me. So that's what we're going to do. I found this one thread that I really liked and we're going to go there. So if you are under 18, please leave this podcast because this is probably like the most like dirtiest thing that will ever come out of my mouth. So these are questions that are like very risky. And really, we're going to see how I can try. I'm going to try to respond to every I'm going to try to answer every one of them as if they were being asked to me. they're pretty like if one is like a little bit too much I'll try to skirt around it but I'm gonna try to go there and my twisted d because I don't have my I don't know where my alcohol went I'm not a drinker that much so uh we'll see what happens with this I hope I don't get too wasted because I still have to post this but um okay let's see what the first one The first one says, what helps you get ready for anal? Wow, we are starting out there. I'm gonna take a sip real quick. Oh yeah. For ladies, like cis ladies, I would say, um, if you are going to do anal, I think, uh, it's up there. Like, it's definitely, like, on the lines of, like, a blowjob. Where you're technically probably not gonna get that much. Well, it depends on who you are. But it's not gonna be, it's not like a lot of pleasure, right? I guess the key thing is to make sure that you're clean. For, to like not just stick it up there. Pardon my French. To like prep the area. Make sure that the person actually wants to do it. I don't know what else I could say. I think maybe the number one thing I can say like for pleasure Would probably be make sure that she's turned on because I feel like the one thing the one thing that's so different at least like for like cis women is like How how how like their sexuality operates? I guess I can say where some men like it's like it can be really easy to turn them on versus like a woman it's like a lot you have to work for it which i mean let's it sucks so i guess the number one way i would say is i say is like definitely like work up to it it's gonna there's it's not like the it's where the male g-spot is it's just like biology that's not where the female g-spot is so like some people enjoy it some people don't i would definitely say if you're gonna do it and you're like a cis woman make sure it's just not just being whammed up there because that yeah that's not going to be a fun experience at all I've definitely this is way TMI I've had a drunken experience where I was I was literally I literally oh my god this is so TMI but I literally just like freaking I was so drunk and I just shoved something on my ass this is so inappropriate It hurts so bad because I- because of what I did and it was no preparation. I didn't anticipate it to be so hard, but I was so drunk. The person I was with was freaking full and laughing because I just did it to myself. I literally grabbed it and I did it to myself. And I was literally like, I started laughing myself, but it hurt so bad. I was literally like, this is so stupid. I'm so stupid. But it was, have we all been there? Is it just me? Okay. Most embarrassing sex story. I think, I think I probably just told it. I don't know. I don't have. I don't think I have. Other than broadcasting it into the entire world. I think we've had like those old incidents where you're like, oh. I think the worst one for me was like when like I queefed and someone thought it was like a fart. That's not the most embarrassing thing. But it was just so bad because I was just like, okay, let me explain that this is not a fart. Like it makes it better. But I'm just like. This is because I did not fart. Just to be clear, that did not just happen. Which is so, oh my god. What's an absolute no in the bedroom? Oh my god. This one's hard. I would say, for me, this is for me personally, I like to try almost... almost anything because you never know what you like and we all need to experiment and and we shouldn't shame people trying to experiment but there's certain areas i guess there's things that i would not even consider trying and i'm trying to think what that is like obviously anything like too aggressive i don't think like i don't want to get punched in the face or like punched in the stomach i don't think i don't know i don't want to judge people but like that that wouldn't that would not be that would not be it for me for a fun time um i feel like you know i i feel like i don't this is so gross i feel like i don't have that many limits i feel like i'll try something and then i'll be like maybe that's not for me i feel like if you're trying something with a person and then they're really into it and you're like this is not it it might not go well but who knows oh my god how long should sex last oh wow i guess this is another question on depends on who you're asking right like i feel like let me say i feel like if you're in like a let me get like so descriptive i feel like a lot of same-sex relationships especially like cis women why is this whole about fucking cis women oh god um I feel like a lot of them, they're, like, for, like, when it's, like, a, like, a man with a female. Let me get real fucking basic. Usually, like, the, the end of the goal is when he finishes. But I feel like when there's, like, when, I feel like when there's, like, two females, it's not real, there's no finish. There's no, like, oh, okay, we're done now. It's just, like, okay, we're gonna continue until this, like, feels good or it doesn't feel good. You know what I mean? Um, I would say no, I don't think there is a time limit. I don't think there's a time when they're just like, okay 20 minutes man That's where it's at. I feel like pleasure is where it's at So like whether it's like you're gonna get your pleasure quickly or you're going to have that Extended for a time both of them. You're still getting the job done. Like I feel like it's unsatisfactory when when someone doesn't finish but like i feel like that still doesn't mean it's still sex you still had some pleasure it's just i feel like that would be the goal is to like make your partner enjoy pleasure and each way you know i mean i feel like that's like the only thing that matters during that time obviously weird I also think people like forgive a lot like in pleasure like I feel like people be like they're so worried about how their body looks or feels or like all their insecurities which are valid to have because like it's how you feel but I feel like when people are actually in the moment none of that stuff actually matters like yeah stuff can turn you on but I think the the insecurities that people fear about that they're just good even I fear about even i like i hate my body oh my god this one is so fucking snobby but like you're just like oh my god i don't like how i look i don't want to see someone else see me that but i feel like when you're in that like pleasure bubble it almost doesn't matter when someone's making you feel good like i feel like most of it it's like how people view in society it'd be like oh i don't want to be seen with this person or i don't want to deal with the the fallout that's caused by being seen with this person so even though i enjoy hooking up with them no you know what i mean but like i don't know how i feel about that i feel like obviously that's society and people but i feel like people should be even though you're insecure i i feel like most of the time the other person's not gonna they're not gonna even care but like you know each their own maybe there's someone that's like the only thing they live on oh would you ever have a threesome that's a male female male if so would you do DP this is very like very oh my god okay okay we're going there so I have had a threesome before I feel like everyone has had a threesome that's so horrible to say it's like I feel like everyone gets married before but you know what I mean I feel like it's not like something like I've had a threesome it's something that just like okay it was an experience I was plastered drunk and it was definitely something I was tried out I tried up to I tried I can't speak I can't speak okay I'll tell that experience wait let me answer the question would I um I feel like yes I would under extenuating circumstances and I will say what those are TP this is so like this is just gross why are you asking this Uh, I feel like if you were turned on enough, then yes. I don't know what else not to say. Like, if you were, like, in the moment and, like, you were feeling it, I feel like that, that's definitely possible something that could happen. But I don't know. I don't know about planning that. Like, um, I could tell you how the last threesome I had went, which was planned out in advance oh my god and i was the i was like the the the extra person i don't know how to say it like the third wheel it did not end well like the the reason why i wouldn't do i would do it is like if it was if it didn't involve a couple and if it involved a couple make sure that everyone was secure with themselves because that was the issues that i had which is like oh someone someone's gonna feel left out and when someone feels left out then it's no longer fun and so i feel like the fuck did i just unplug oh we're good we're good i feel like um if you can make it so no one feels left out then you're golden you're gonna have a fun experience i did not have that experience and it ended with the biggest fight probably i've seen like I don't know. It was not fun. Like literally not fun. And then after that experience, I'm like, I don't think I would do anything with a couple because I feel like people think they can do stuff like that. But then you in the moment when you're watching it and or if someone does feel like they're left out, it's like, okay, this is not fun. This is not something I want to do. But it's hard because like people like shame you into wanting to do it. It's the thing you're supposed to want to do. And then you decide last minute that you're not actually comfortable with something. And then you're like, okay, how do I get out of this? So I have some sympathy, but it's like, I would never, I would never sign up for experience like that again, unless I knew everyone was like a hundred percent in the same mindset or goal. I feel like honestly, if I'm giving advice for people trying to experiment out there. If you're trying, like, if your goal, oh my god, to, like, half a threesome, I'm not, it's not a thing to laugh at, but, like, obviously it's not going to, who knows? Who knows? But if it's, if you, if it's your goal, I would suggest, if you're not all in, like, a freaking throuple, is to, sorry for that interruption. I got interrupted. I think, what, oh my god, what were we talking about? Oh. threesomes. Um, yeah, my, my goal, my suggestion, my suggestion would be to keep it casual. Because like when if everyone's literally just friends or everyone's like no one nothing commitment has happened or no one feels like has any like romantic feelings, then it's usually people don't get jealous or territorial. But when someone's like in love with someone, I don't know why I'm laughing. I'm drunk. When someone's in love with someone, I feel like it adds another element of betrayal, which is hard to get over. Like I feel like even. people don't realize people in poly relationships it's human to deal with it's like what do I do with these feelings and how do I address when I have these feelings and to be in a space that you can just come up to your partner and be like this is what I'm feeling like that's like the goal for me like oh my god to have to be able to have like such healthy communication that you can literally just walk up to someone and be like okay this is what's bothering me And and then like nine times out of ten they're gonna change it did not make you feel that way like that's i feel like that's what you want not to speak for other people that's what i want um okay here's the next one which is would you would watching your partner have sex with someone else turn you on again these are so hardcore I feel like it would. I feel like if I knew, like, it was, like, consenting people, the thing that would, like, probably... It's, like, the feeling meter that would probably freak me out. So if I knew, like, my partner had feelings for this person and then they're having sex with them, I would be like, does this person want to... Do they want to be with them over me? Like, that's what I would be thinking in my head. But I feel like... I feel like that could happen, but the key is everyone has to be like enthusiastic consenting. Like one person's like, eh, it needs to stop. Which sucks when people are like, oh, that's so annoying. But like, it's just so unrealistic to plan. And it's not something that you can extend unless you're like in some sort of poly relationship. It's going to be like a college party. You know what I mean? It's not going to be, it's going to be something fun and something to experiment with. But if you're going to risk everything for it, it's not really worth it. I feel like people who've never experienced stuff like that, you're always like the grass is always greener, but it's like, yeah, it's a fun experiment and not experiment. It's a fun experience, but it doesn't mean that like I would choose that over a relationship. Like if it was a choice of like, okay, you're going to have a threesome or you're going to have like a... a long-term relationship i would choose the relationship like it doesn't mean that you can't experiment with your partner if you're both again enthusiastic and willing people but like this is just i feel like people get upset because they're just like they never experience it and they're building it up in their head and when they actually do experience it they're like let down because they're just like oh you built that up in your head so much how can someone ever ever live up to that which sucks i don't know into midlife crisis um should we ask the next one have you ever had sex with someone and thought about an ex an ex i've never thought about an ex before like no i've definitely hooked up with people that i'm like okay i'm not um i'm not dating them and i'm like okay i don't it's i don't really really that interested in doing this and i'm like okay so you think about someone else during the time that's so up to say it's so gross it's so gross but like yeah it's so gross oh my god so this is the grossest podcast ever i apologize if your partner wanted you to fuck their friend would you with and without them why would your partner want you to fuck their friend without them that would be that's so weird to me just go into that room that's so weird um um i don't know i feel like i would but like again this is if you're in the i'm just sound like a total freaking slut this whole episode i feel like again if you're like is feeling it and it's like everyone's like into it then i feel like yeah that that could but i feel like that's gonna that's definitely gonna get thrown back in your face. Like, that friend's gonna get pissed off at one of you and be like, I fucked your girlfriend. You know what I mean? It's gonna get thrown back at you, so that's my biggest thing about doing it with someone that you're gonna see again. Because it's like, you're gonna have to, there's no way they're not gonna, that's not gonna get brought up at some point. And then that's gonna get, oh. Um. What's something sexual you hesitated to try but ended up loving? Oh, what was I hesitant to try? I don't know. I feel like I'm always, I feel like what I'm hesitant to try is like the introduction. So I'm always under the assumption like they're gonna say you're crazy. They're gonna say no. They're gonna, I don't know. They're gonna. They're going to do something extreme that is building up in my head. So I avoid doing it in the first place. And I feel like that's my like dangerous note where like, I, I'll be so fearful to make the first move unless I like a hundred percent and confirm that the person wants it. Like I, this is so sad to say, I don't think I've ever in my life made the first move without someone like, unless we're together. Right. but like i've never made the first move like of someone i just started seeing without it being pre-arranged which is so weird to say that's the weirdest thing to say in my life but it's always been like i've always like talked to them beforehand so it's never been like oh my god he puts his arm over his shoulder and they hooked up it's always been a scenario where i'm like okay this is what's going to happen never been spur of the moment so i have no idea what anything of that would even look like. that's why i'm so hesitant to make the first move i don't know i feel like girls are so more eager to do that so i think it's really weird that i'm like nervous about it because like i feel like girls are not gonna get called like as creepy as much or perverts or they're not gonna they're gonna be gentler with females i think so i feel like anything i don't know anything where a male is trying to hook up with a female is like danger danger danger this girl is going to kill you and it's like a lot of it's trauma but a lot of it is literally just how she was brought up in this world which is literally someone screaming in her ear 24 7 do not trust this person do not trust this person this person's going to hurt you and then how do you not think of that when you see a dude like that's all your brain washed into thinking this person is hurting you. I'm going off into a tangent. But I'm, I guess that's the thing I'm hesitant about. Like, making the first move. Like, the first move. Like, if I've hooked up with someone, like, it's not really that uncomfortable for me. But, like, making, like, the first move is, like, death. And it's always the worst every single time. Like, it's every single time. Because it's, like, the, oh, my God, I don't know. And, obviously, you can read signs. But somehow in my head, I'm just like, this person, they're going to send out signals and then fucking shut you down. Like, that's how I think in my head. And then somehow in my twisted head, they would be on the right side. Like, they would be the one that's right and I would be the crazy person. Like, I'm so fucked up in my head. It's crazy. Let's go to the next one. I can't believe I'm putting this on the internet. Um, this is so gonna get, I don't even think anyone's gonna see this. What type of porn turns you on? We're really going there. Let me take a sip. Let's talk about porn. So, oh my god. Um, so I used to like stuff when I was younger of like stuff with stories. Like anything with a storyline. I was like, you have me. And anything in porn, like the story, the acting is like horrible. Whenever I found a porn actor that was a good actor, I was like, oh my god, this is my favorite person. It was so crazy. But I feel like, not that I watch that much now, but I do watch porn. But I feel like now it's escalated to I watch amateur. I can't watch professional porn. And it's not even ethical. You know what I mean? of like oh not that it's bad but like these people are putting it under horrible circumstances which is a good reason enough to not watch it but i just it just does not do it for me i see someone like anything professional i'm like okay this is not really doing anything which is horrible to say because these are people but like if we're talking about like what i'm into it would probably be anything amy amateur amateur so it literally looks like it's shot from like like a homemade porn video which is so weird to say but anything professional i'm just like i don't like i don't like and then i i don't like it when it looks like um someone's not into it like i don't know if anyone's ever seen like girl on girl videos and you're just like okay is this person even a lesbian because you're like this person is not it looks like they're not enjoying this and i do not want to watch this if this and especially it's like okay so this is done through the person you know no one's making well someone is the pressure but no one's like behind the camera be like do this do this but i'm just like this person just seems like they don't want to do this and i'm not really into watching that like no i don't like that that much um i feel like that's uh without giving too much to the internet on what i my sexual preferences are uh yeah Yeah. anything vocal also like i'll just add that i hate when you watch and there's like you can't hear anything like all you need to hear is a freaking grunt it doesn't even have to be a word but like silent videos i'm like okay what am i supposed to do with this i sound so gross i'm done should i just be sleeping with random people off the street not that that's bad either but let's let's stop shaming people Trying to masturbate. Oh my god, I can't. Okay, this is really- This is so sexual. Oh my god. Do you like being watched? And would you watch another couple? Wait, what is that called? It's called, like, voyeurism, right? I think it's called voyeurism. Correct me if I'm wrong. Uh, yes. I feel like- almost everyone i feel like it turns everyone on to be watched am i wrong i may be um watching yeah i feel like both i feel like yeah yeah i'm just like yeah uh yeah definitely but i feel like people being in a situation where everyone is again consenting to that would be i think that's why people are into like public tryst or whatever Definitely can be hot. This is getting real steamy. Let's see. We're back with another porn question. What's something you've seen in porn you want to try? I don't think that's ever a good idea of, like, seeing something in porn. Because I feel like that's what people forget. It's, like, visually seeing something versus experiencing it are two things. It'd be like, okay, this is how I want to view sex. This is how I want to experience sex. And I feel like people view it and they're like, okay, this is going to feel good. No, this is probably only good for you to view, not experience. But I don't know. There's, I don't, I don't know. I don't think there's anything. I don't do, I don't know. Like, how do you learn the word blowjob? Like, where does that word come from? Did you learn it from porn? Did you learn it from TV? Like, I don't know if like the things that we, like the sexual terms we learn in life. where we learned them like i don't know if it's from porn and i'm just like okay this is something i want to try i don't know uh i don't think there's anything i'm doing like all the shit that all the stuff that's like too risky i'm like you're gonna get arrested like i saw someone like having sex with their uh in their tesla while it was moving um and all i could think is you're you're gonna get how have you not gotten arrested That's all I thought. It was literally just like, I could not be turned on. I would be thinking when it's like, oh, cops are going to be called. I don't think, I think the hotness has gone away. I don't like it when you're just like, one of us might end up in jail or worse. So that's not, that's definitely something I would step away from. Oh my God. I locked myself out of my phone. Let me see if I can talk about anything else. Because I have to wait 20 seconds before it lets me go in again. Oh, finally let me in. uh it's all about porn what's a sexual fantasy of yours you can be as detailed what's a sexual fantasy someone's like actually being treated right um i don't know um i feel like it's like the trope of like someone being like so turned on like they have to have sex with you Like that type of level. I feel like that's a fantasy. I don't know. That's not even that extreme. I feel like you're wanting something like crazy, right? Like, uh. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like I'm going to have to say vanilla on this. Again, I feel like I'm not shaming anyone's kinks here, but I don't think I have any like crazy fantasies I can hear children outside and this is making me so uncomfortable. Oh my god Oh speaking of kinks. Do you have any kinks or fetishes? This might get too personal this might be the the one where I stopped getting too real like oh my god I don't know. I feel like... I feel like I don't have anything weird. Or something that like... Excuse me. I feel like I don't have anything like that... Like the average citizen wouldn't have. I don't know. I'm trying to think of some crazy fetish I have. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I wish I could have. I don't know. I feel like any fetish you can like declare as a female is just like an invitation like all this whole video is just an invitation for someone to call me a slut like oh my god just even talking about what you enjoy someone's gonna be like fucking slut yes I'm sorry that would be the truth what's the shortest amount of time it took you to to come i'm not gonna use the word they is um i feel like for females this does not apply like at all like if you use like honestly if you wanted to get the job done you could probably use a vibrator don't feel as good let's be real but you could get there within probably like 10 seconds i mean your mind was committed to it uh but like with a person it's so much more first you gotta deal with like the like anxiety of you being in your own head and then you have to communicate on like what it feels good to you without hurting their feelings or their ego which is real i mean like yeah it's just hard uh i guess after you would probably have to ask like a couple that's been together for like 15 years they would probably know like how to do it in like two seconds Uh, your sextic just got leaked. Tweet your reaction. I've already had that. Uh, my reaction. Um, I hope my ass looks good. Is there any cellulite on this angle? Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. You're really entering all of these. Huh. Wow. Sorry, parents. Do you prefer rough or passionate sex? I feel like both. I feel like there's a time and place. I feel like passionate is so emotional. And there's really times where, like, that's just, it's just more impactful. I'm going to be real. It just, it adds more feelings and it's more intimate. But I feel like once in a while, sometimes you just want to, like. get it i don't know how to say i feel like there's a time and place for both yeah i don't prefer either like no i feel like people just prefer to feel good i don't know do you prefer head or penetration that is so complicated for me and i don't know how to answer this i'm gonna try to be very careful it really depends on a lot of key factors but i feel like This is so hard because I feel like if I'm not into a person or I'm not turned on during penetration, I'm going to prefer head. That sounds so weird to say. but i feel like if i'm turned on it's it's really like anyone's game i don't know what to say um yeah this one is not for me but i'm should i not answer this yeah let's not answer this well i could ask what is it's asking you if you prefer people who cream or squirt. This is so graphic. Oh my god. I apologize. Oh my god. and i have no preference neither like none whatsoever i feel like someone's face is my goal during that i don't i feel like i don't really look at yeah i probably look at someone like the enjoyment on someone's face would be my kink that's so weird to say uh these are so graphic if someone offered you 20 000 for one night would you do it like they i don't know like why do they have to pay the 20 000 like why don't i want to sleep with this person like uh that would be the thing of like why is why i don't know i wouldn't like that i don't know because i feel like you're asking like okay so you don't want to sleep with this person would the 20 000 convince you to sleep with this person i don't think so i feel like it's a little it would have to be a little bit more than that It's confusing. I don't think so. I don't think I could do that. I feel like it's like... I don't know. Yeah, no. I don't think so. I feel like I'm gonna sleep with you or I'm not gonna sleep with you. I don't think $20,000 is gonna... That's not a reason to sleep with someone. That's so... I don't like anything but this girl's ass. Like, all I see is an ass. I don't care about anything else. Like, that would be a little bit gross to me. I'm not going to lie. Really. But if someone's literally just like, okay, it's just like this girl that I'm like really into. She's a really nice ass. It's so weird to say it. You know, that guy that I like can't stop thinking about has like a fucking 12 pack. You know what I mean? You're like, that's not the reason. that you're going to date this person but it's like oh okay that's like the frosting on the cake during head do you like all the attention this is too specific i can't write okay i'm gonna paraphrase this one it's so fucking specific um do you like all the attention on the clit if that This is so embarrassing to talk about. Like, I don't understand. This is definitely not normal to be openly talking about. I'm gonna say that right now. Um, I feel like, yeah, I feel like people, you know, like, obviously, like, anything's good there. You got the clit, you got fingers that can go places. Let's just leave that there. Like, multiple things can feel good. This is so uncomfortable. What is the perfect dick size? There's no such thing as a perfect dick size. It's if you're turned on or not. Like, literally. Like, if you're turned on, someone's finger is going to feel like end of all. So, yeah, there's no perfect dick size. It's literally if you're turned on. But again, we can talk about things that add on. What's more important, girth or length? Oh my god. How do you compare that? I don't know. I don't think I've slept with enough men to be like, this is what's better. Excuse me. If I had to imagine, like if I had to guess, I would probably say girth. I don't know. I don't know. Uh, I don't know. Maybe both. I don't know. Don't kill me. Um, um. thoughts on sex toys leashes handcuffs whips etc again this is my answer to everything if everyone's like enthusiastic and consenting adult i don't give a crap um that's some i feel like i like i'm not a huge fan of like i don't think i think whip would be too much but i feel like what is this is not the name but this is horrible i don't think it should be this name but I think it's... It's called a flogger. I don't want to call it that because it sounds like something horrific. But that one's like a little bit lighter. I feel like that one would be like my go-to. Because there's like pain, a little bit, a little bit of pain when you're turned on. It's not always good, but it is good sometimes depending on who you are. I'm not gonna, but like too much is like, okay, this is just blinding. And then if you're not turned on, you're like, okay, someone's just attacking me now. But, um, yeah, I feel like, yeah, I could. Yeah. I'm just saying yes to everything. Oh my God. I think that was the last one. Um, we can end it with this question, which is, is having sex with different men when you're in a relationship cheating? So. Well, this all depends on what you guys personally consider cheating and what you guys have come together to agree what you consider cheating. Like, obviously, if we're talking about you having sex with someone and you're in a committed relationship, cheating. Like, that is black and white. There's no gray area. But there are some gray areas of like, oh, you just started hooking up with this person, but you haven't had the exclusivity talk. There's people that would be like, yeah, no, it's common sense. You should not be sleeping with other people. There's other people that are like, no, I'm not committed to you. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I personally am the side of, if I'm currently hooking up with someone, I'm not going to hook up with someone else. Unless we've had that discussion of like, oh, we're seeing other people. This is an open relationship. This is blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm going to assume, assume the commitment. Which is, I feel like a lot of... dudes don't operate like that which i understand why but i feel like a lot of guys are like okay no this is just like a hookup this is not something that's gonna go where which is fun and it's fine and i feel like everyone what the fuck is going on in my nose i feel like everyone needs there's like snot in my nose i can literally hear it i feel like everyone needs to have casual at some point in their life or maybe some people for the rest of their life But I feel like it's like knowing that this is what they're signing up for. Like if this person is going in this thinking that they want a serious relationship and you're like, oh, I just want to hook up. That's when it's like, oh, this is going to be an issue. This is going to end up with someone crying all night. But I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like. someone can still have hurt feelings even if you haven't had that conversation which is the shitty like that's what sucks is like the feelings you've had don't change the fact when someone's been like okay we're gonna have that divine the relationship talk your feelings are already there so even if you like if you're in love with someone and they're hooking up with someone else and you guys have not had to find the relationship talk it's still gonna hurt like It's not gonna be just because you're it's not acceptable for you to voice this hurt doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt i don't know i feel like we just need to be more built an environment where we could be more open and talk about stuff openly which i don't know if that's ever gonna happen but here's the podcast of the most explicit thing that you've ever seen in your life and if you were under 18 and watch this i'm not gonna shame you but i just said you should not have done that i've done it So I don't know what else to say. I've done it. I would be hypocrite. But I'm not advising. So if you are under 18, do not watch this. I'm not promoting for people under 18 to watch this. Just want to be very clear. I'm also very drunk. And I am down two twisted teas. So I'm not going to do it in third or fourth. Because I still have to try to get this up today. So we're going to end this here. Oh god, I don't even think I've been on the internet today. But I wanna- I wanna try to give this up. Um, god. Let's just end this here. Fuck. All my information will be down below if you're on YouTube. Uh, I think that's it. If you are excited about vlogs that might be boring and may not be, um, they are coming soon. Everything in the house is fixed. It's literally just left with me doing something that I have to clean out a room that I didn't really want to clean out because it's going to take me. 24 hours to clean it out. But I'm going to try to make it presentable. I don't know what else to say. I'm going to try it. Anyways. Thank you for watching and listening to my drunk rantings. If you guys want another drunk podcast, let me know. Who knows what I'm going to fucking say on the internet where everyone can hear me. Oh god. I'm just going to end this here. Thank you guys for watching. Goodbye.

Chapters

  • Introduction and Setting the Scene

    00:00

  • Starting the Q&A: Anal Sex Preparation

    01:58

  • Most Embarrassing Sex Stories

    05:27

  • What’s an Absolute No in the Bedroom?

    06:15

  • How Long Should Sex Last?

    08:05

  • Threesomes: Experiences and Advice

    08:55

  • Watching Your Partner with Someone Else

    15:36

  • Hesitations and Sexual Preferences

    20:32

  • Porn Preferences and Voyeurism

    28:07

  • Defining Cheating in Relationships

    40:45

  • Conclusion and Wrap-Up

    45:25

Description


Ever wondered how a few drinks can turn a casual chat into a wild exploration of sexuality and relationships? Welcome to another episode of Your Emotional Soundboard! I’m diving deep into the hilarious and sometimes awkward world of sex, love, and everything in between. Picture this: I’m a bit tipsy, and I’ve got a series of provocative questions from the internet just waiting to be answered. Trust me, things get spicy!


Join me as I tackle everything from anal sex to those cringe-worthy embarrassing moments we all wish we could forget. I’ll share my personal stories that highlight the importance of consent, communication, and, let’s be real, mutual pleasure in any sexual encounter. As someone who embraces my own journey, I reflect on my experiences with threesomes and the complexities of navigating relationships in a world full of societal expectations. Let’s face it, discussing the nuances of sexual preferences shouldn’t be taboo—they should be celebrated!


I explore the intricate dynamics of sex and relationships, all while encouraging you to be open-minded. I know firsthand that overcoming adversity in intimate relationships can be tough, but guess what? We’re all human, and sharing our stories can be both liberating and enlightening.


This episode is not just about laughs; it’s a chance to reflect on our own experiences and the importance of openly communicating our desires and boundaries. So grab your favorite drink, get comfy, and let’s dive into the good, the bad, and the downright funny aspects of life and sex. Remember, it’s all about embracing who we are and learning to laugh at ourselves along the way.


Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.

Transcription

  • Speaker #0

    hello guys and welcome back to podcast i gotta work on the intro here if i'm acting a little strange it's because i've literally just downed a whole can of twisted tea and i'm a little bit tipsy uh i was feeling a little bit like less energy to get this podcast done so i thought you know what i'm going to do i'm going to down four cans of twisted tea and see what happens uh oh boy i i swear to god i did not even like prepare questions for this week's week's podcast and i normally do so this is really gonna be like fly by the seat of the pants but uh oh my god okay professional So I basically thought what I could start doing on this when I have like, I don't really want to talk about questions. Oh my god, I am trying to make sense. I figured what I would do on this podcast when I don't want to talk about, when I can't think of anything to talk about or I don't want to talk about. Does that make sense? I thought I would just go on the internet and just assume random questions being asked were being asked to me. So that's what we're going to do. I found this one thread that I really liked and we're going to go there. So if you are under 18, please leave this podcast because this is probably like the most like dirtiest thing that will ever come out of my mouth. So these are questions that are like very risky. And really, we're going to see how I can try. I'm going to try to respond to every I'm going to try to answer every one of them as if they were being asked to me. they're pretty like if one is like a little bit too much I'll try to skirt around it but I'm gonna try to go there and my twisted d because I don't have my I don't know where my alcohol went I'm not a drinker that much so uh we'll see what happens with this I hope I don't get too wasted because I still have to post this but um okay let's see what the first one The first one says, what helps you get ready for anal? Wow, we are starting out there. I'm gonna take a sip real quick. Oh yeah. For ladies, like cis ladies, I would say, um, if you are going to do anal, I think, uh, it's up there. Like, it's definitely, like, on the lines of, like, a blowjob. Where you're technically probably not gonna get that much. Well, it depends on who you are. But it's not gonna be, it's not like a lot of pleasure, right? I guess the key thing is to make sure that you're clean. For, to like not just stick it up there. Pardon my French. To like prep the area. Make sure that the person actually wants to do it. I don't know what else I could say. I think maybe the number one thing I can say like for pleasure Would probably be make sure that she's turned on because I feel like the one thing the one thing that's so different at least like for like cis women is like How how how like their sexuality operates? I guess I can say where some men like it's like it can be really easy to turn them on versus like a woman it's like a lot you have to work for it which i mean let's it sucks so i guess the number one way i would say is i say is like definitely like work up to it it's gonna there's it's not like the it's where the male g-spot is it's just like biology that's not where the female g-spot is so like some people enjoy it some people don't i would definitely say if you're gonna do it and you're like a cis woman make sure it's just not just being whammed up there because that yeah that's not going to be a fun experience at all I've definitely this is way TMI I've had a drunken experience where I was I was literally I literally oh my god this is so TMI but I literally just like freaking I was so drunk and I just shoved something on my ass this is so inappropriate It hurts so bad because I- because of what I did and it was no preparation. I didn't anticipate it to be so hard, but I was so drunk. The person I was with was freaking full and laughing because I just did it to myself. I literally grabbed it and I did it to myself. And I was literally like, I started laughing myself, but it hurt so bad. I was literally like, this is so stupid. I'm so stupid. But it was, have we all been there? Is it just me? Okay. Most embarrassing sex story. I think, I think I probably just told it. I don't know. I don't have. I don't think I have. Other than broadcasting it into the entire world. I think we've had like those old incidents where you're like, oh. I think the worst one for me was like when like I queefed and someone thought it was like a fart. That's not the most embarrassing thing. But it was just so bad because I was just like, okay, let me explain that this is not a fart. Like it makes it better. But I'm just like. This is because I did not fart. Just to be clear, that did not just happen. Which is so, oh my god. What's an absolute no in the bedroom? Oh my god. This one's hard. I would say, for me, this is for me personally, I like to try almost... almost anything because you never know what you like and we all need to experiment and and we shouldn't shame people trying to experiment but there's certain areas i guess there's things that i would not even consider trying and i'm trying to think what that is like obviously anything like too aggressive i don't think like i don't want to get punched in the face or like punched in the stomach i don't think i don't know i don't want to judge people but like that that wouldn't that would not be that would not be it for me for a fun time um i feel like you know i i feel like i don't this is so gross i feel like i don't have that many limits i feel like i'll try something and then i'll be like maybe that's not for me i feel like if you're trying something with a person and then they're really into it and you're like this is not it it might not go well but who knows oh my god how long should sex last oh wow i guess this is another question on depends on who you're asking right like i feel like let me say i feel like if you're in like a let me get like so descriptive i feel like a lot of same-sex relationships especially like cis women why is this whole about fucking cis women oh god um I feel like a lot of them, they're, like, for, like, when it's, like, a, like, a man with a female. Let me get real fucking basic. Usually, like, the, the end of the goal is when he finishes. But I feel like when there's, like, when, I feel like when there's, like, two females, it's not real, there's no finish. There's no, like, oh, okay, we're done now. It's just, like, okay, we're gonna continue until this, like, feels good or it doesn't feel good. You know what I mean? Um, I would say no, I don't think there is a time limit. I don't think there's a time when they're just like, okay 20 minutes man That's where it's at. I feel like pleasure is where it's at So like whether it's like you're gonna get your pleasure quickly or you're going to have that Extended for a time both of them. You're still getting the job done. Like I feel like it's unsatisfactory when when someone doesn't finish but like i feel like that still doesn't mean it's still sex you still had some pleasure it's just i feel like that would be the goal is to like make your partner enjoy pleasure and each way you know i mean i feel like that's like the only thing that matters during that time obviously weird I also think people like forgive a lot like in pleasure like I feel like people be like they're so worried about how their body looks or feels or like all their insecurities which are valid to have because like it's how you feel but I feel like when people are actually in the moment none of that stuff actually matters like yeah stuff can turn you on but I think the the insecurities that people fear about that they're just good even I fear about even i like i hate my body oh my god this one is so fucking snobby but like you're just like oh my god i don't like how i look i don't want to see someone else see me that but i feel like when you're in that like pleasure bubble it almost doesn't matter when someone's making you feel good like i feel like most of it it's like how people view in society it'd be like oh i don't want to be seen with this person or i don't want to deal with the the fallout that's caused by being seen with this person so even though i enjoy hooking up with them no you know what i mean but like i don't know how i feel about that i feel like obviously that's society and people but i feel like people should be even though you're insecure i i feel like most of the time the other person's not gonna they're not gonna even care but like you know each their own maybe there's someone that's like the only thing they live on oh would you ever have a threesome that's a male female male if so would you do DP this is very like very oh my god okay okay we're going there so I have had a threesome before I feel like everyone has had a threesome that's so horrible to say it's like I feel like everyone gets married before but you know what I mean I feel like it's not like something like I've had a threesome it's something that just like okay it was an experience I was plastered drunk and it was definitely something I was tried out I tried up to I tried I can't speak I can't speak okay I'll tell that experience wait let me answer the question would I um I feel like yes I would under extenuating circumstances and I will say what those are TP this is so like this is just gross why are you asking this Uh, I feel like if you were turned on enough, then yes. I don't know what else not to say. Like, if you were, like, in the moment and, like, you were feeling it, I feel like that, that's definitely possible something that could happen. But I don't know. I don't know about planning that. Like, um, I could tell you how the last threesome I had went, which was planned out in advance oh my god and i was the i was like the the the extra person i don't know how to say it like the third wheel it did not end well like the the reason why i wouldn't do i would do it is like if it was if it didn't involve a couple and if it involved a couple make sure that everyone was secure with themselves because that was the issues that i had which is like oh someone someone's gonna feel left out and when someone feels left out then it's no longer fun and so i feel like the fuck did i just unplug oh we're good we're good i feel like um if you can make it so no one feels left out then you're golden you're gonna have a fun experience i did not have that experience and it ended with the biggest fight probably i've seen like I don't know. It was not fun. Like literally not fun. And then after that experience, I'm like, I don't think I would do anything with a couple because I feel like people think they can do stuff like that. But then you in the moment when you're watching it and or if someone does feel like they're left out, it's like, okay, this is not fun. This is not something I want to do. But it's hard because like people like shame you into wanting to do it. It's the thing you're supposed to want to do. And then you decide last minute that you're not actually comfortable with something. And then you're like, okay, how do I get out of this? So I have some sympathy, but it's like, I would never, I would never sign up for experience like that again, unless I knew everyone was like a hundred percent in the same mindset or goal. I feel like honestly, if I'm giving advice for people trying to experiment out there. If you're trying, like, if your goal, oh my god, to, like, half a threesome, I'm not, it's not a thing to laugh at, but, like, obviously it's not going to, who knows? Who knows? But if it's, if you, if it's your goal, I would suggest, if you're not all in, like, a freaking throuple, is to, sorry for that interruption. I got interrupted. I think, what, oh my god, what were we talking about? Oh. threesomes. Um, yeah, my, my goal, my suggestion, my suggestion would be to keep it casual. Because like when if everyone's literally just friends or everyone's like no one nothing commitment has happened or no one feels like has any like romantic feelings, then it's usually people don't get jealous or territorial. But when someone's like in love with someone, I don't know why I'm laughing. I'm drunk. When someone's in love with someone, I feel like it adds another element of betrayal, which is hard to get over. Like I feel like even. people don't realize people in poly relationships it's human to deal with it's like what do I do with these feelings and how do I address when I have these feelings and to be in a space that you can just come up to your partner and be like this is what I'm feeling like that's like the goal for me like oh my god to have to be able to have like such healthy communication that you can literally just walk up to someone and be like okay this is what's bothering me And and then like nine times out of ten they're gonna change it did not make you feel that way like that's i feel like that's what you want not to speak for other people that's what i want um okay here's the next one which is would you would watching your partner have sex with someone else turn you on again these are so hardcore I feel like it would. I feel like if I knew, like, it was, like, consenting people, the thing that would, like, probably... It's, like, the feeling meter that would probably freak me out. So if I knew, like, my partner had feelings for this person and then they're having sex with them, I would be like, does this person want to... Do they want to be with them over me? Like, that's what I would be thinking in my head. But I feel like... I feel like that could happen, but the key is everyone has to be like enthusiastic consenting. Like one person's like, eh, it needs to stop. Which sucks when people are like, oh, that's so annoying. But like, it's just so unrealistic to plan. And it's not something that you can extend unless you're like in some sort of poly relationship. It's going to be like a college party. You know what I mean? It's not going to be, it's going to be something fun and something to experiment with. But if you're going to risk everything for it, it's not really worth it. I feel like people who've never experienced stuff like that, you're always like the grass is always greener, but it's like, yeah, it's a fun experiment and not experiment. It's a fun experience, but it doesn't mean that like I would choose that over a relationship. Like if it was a choice of like, okay, you're going to have a threesome or you're going to have like a... a long-term relationship i would choose the relationship like it doesn't mean that you can't experiment with your partner if you're both again enthusiastic and willing people but like this is just i feel like people get upset because they're just like they never experience it and they're building it up in their head and when they actually do experience it they're like let down because they're just like oh you built that up in your head so much how can someone ever ever live up to that which sucks i don't know into midlife crisis um should we ask the next one have you ever had sex with someone and thought about an ex an ex i've never thought about an ex before like no i've definitely hooked up with people that i'm like okay i'm not um i'm not dating them and i'm like okay i don't it's i don't really really that interested in doing this and i'm like okay so you think about someone else during the time that's so up to say it's so gross it's so gross but like yeah it's so gross oh my god so this is the grossest podcast ever i apologize if your partner wanted you to fuck their friend would you with and without them why would your partner want you to fuck their friend without them that would be that's so weird to me just go into that room that's so weird um um i don't know i feel like i would but like again this is if you're in the i'm just sound like a total freaking slut this whole episode i feel like again if you're like is feeling it and it's like everyone's like into it then i feel like yeah that that could but i feel like that's gonna that's definitely gonna get thrown back in your face. Like, that friend's gonna get pissed off at one of you and be like, I fucked your girlfriend. You know what I mean? It's gonna get thrown back at you, so that's my biggest thing about doing it with someone that you're gonna see again. Because it's like, you're gonna have to, there's no way they're not gonna, that's not gonna get brought up at some point. And then that's gonna get, oh. Um. What's something sexual you hesitated to try but ended up loving? Oh, what was I hesitant to try? I don't know. I feel like I'm always, I feel like what I'm hesitant to try is like the introduction. So I'm always under the assumption like they're gonna say you're crazy. They're gonna say no. They're gonna, I don't know. They're gonna. They're going to do something extreme that is building up in my head. So I avoid doing it in the first place. And I feel like that's my like dangerous note where like, I, I'll be so fearful to make the first move unless I like a hundred percent and confirm that the person wants it. Like I, this is so sad to say, I don't think I've ever in my life made the first move without someone like, unless we're together. Right. but like i've never made the first move like of someone i just started seeing without it being pre-arranged which is so weird to say that's the weirdest thing to say in my life but it's always been like i've always like talked to them beforehand so it's never been like oh my god he puts his arm over his shoulder and they hooked up it's always been a scenario where i'm like okay this is what's going to happen never been spur of the moment so i have no idea what anything of that would even look like. that's why i'm so hesitant to make the first move i don't know i feel like girls are so more eager to do that so i think it's really weird that i'm like nervous about it because like i feel like girls are not gonna get called like as creepy as much or perverts or they're not gonna they're gonna be gentler with females i think so i feel like anything i don't know anything where a male is trying to hook up with a female is like danger danger danger this girl is going to kill you and it's like a lot of it's trauma but a lot of it is literally just how she was brought up in this world which is literally someone screaming in her ear 24 7 do not trust this person do not trust this person this person's going to hurt you and then how do you not think of that when you see a dude like that's all your brain washed into thinking this person is hurting you. I'm going off into a tangent. But I'm, I guess that's the thing I'm hesitant about. Like, making the first move. Like, the first move. Like, if I've hooked up with someone, like, it's not really that uncomfortable for me. But, like, making, like, the first move is, like, death. And it's always the worst every single time. Like, it's every single time. Because it's, like, the, oh, my God, I don't know. And, obviously, you can read signs. But somehow in my head, I'm just like, this person, they're going to send out signals and then fucking shut you down. Like, that's how I think in my head. And then somehow in my twisted head, they would be on the right side. Like, they would be the one that's right and I would be the crazy person. Like, I'm so fucked up in my head. It's crazy. Let's go to the next one. I can't believe I'm putting this on the internet. Um, this is so gonna get, I don't even think anyone's gonna see this. What type of porn turns you on? We're really going there. Let me take a sip. Let's talk about porn. So, oh my god. Um, so I used to like stuff when I was younger of like stuff with stories. Like anything with a storyline. I was like, you have me. And anything in porn, like the story, the acting is like horrible. Whenever I found a porn actor that was a good actor, I was like, oh my god, this is my favorite person. It was so crazy. But I feel like, not that I watch that much now, but I do watch porn. But I feel like now it's escalated to I watch amateur. I can't watch professional porn. And it's not even ethical. You know what I mean? of like oh not that it's bad but like these people are putting it under horrible circumstances which is a good reason enough to not watch it but i just it just does not do it for me i see someone like anything professional i'm like okay this is not really doing anything which is horrible to say because these are people but like if we're talking about like what i'm into it would probably be anything amy amateur amateur so it literally looks like it's shot from like like a homemade porn video which is so weird to say but anything professional i'm just like i don't like i don't like and then i i don't like it when it looks like um someone's not into it like i don't know if anyone's ever seen like girl on girl videos and you're just like okay is this person even a lesbian because you're like this person is not it looks like they're not enjoying this and i do not want to watch this if this and especially it's like okay so this is done through the person you know no one's making well someone is the pressure but no one's like behind the camera be like do this do this but i'm just like this person just seems like they don't want to do this and i'm not really into watching that like no i don't like that that much um i feel like that's uh without giving too much to the internet on what i my sexual preferences are uh yeah Yeah. anything vocal also like i'll just add that i hate when you watch and there's like you can't hear anything like all you need to hear is a freaking grunt it doesn't even have to be a word but like silent videos i'm like okay what am i supposed to do with this i sound so gross i'm done should i just be sleeping with random people off the street not that that's bad either but let's let's stop shaming people Trying to masturbate. Oh my god, I can't. Okay, this is really- This is so sexual. Oh my god. Do you like being watched? And would you watch another couple? Wait, what is that called? It's called, like, voyeurism, right? I think it's called voyeurism. Correct me if I'm wrong. Uh, yes. I feel like- almost everyone i feel like it turns everyone on to be watched am i wrong i may be um watching yeah i feel like both i feel like yeah yeah i'm just like yeah uh yeah definitely but i feel like people being in a situation where everyone is again consenting to that would be i think that's why people are into like public tryst or whatever Definitely can be hot. This is getting real steamy. Let's see. We're back with another porn question. What's something you've seen in porn you want to try? I don't think that's ever a good idea of, like, seeing something in porn. Because I feel like that's what people forget. It's, like, visually seeing something versus experiencing it are two things. It'd be like, okay, this is how I want to view sex. This is how I want to experience sex. And I feel like people view it and they're like, okay, this is going to feel good. No, this is probably only good for you to view, not experience. But I don't know. There's, I don't, I don't know. I don't think there's anything. I don't do, I don't know. Like, how do you learn the word blowjob? Like, where does that word come from? Did you learn it from porn? Did you learn it from TV? Like, I don't know if like the things that we, like the sexual terms we learn in life. where we learned them like i don't know if it's from porn and i'm just like okay this is something i want to try i don't know uh i don't think there's anything i'm doing like all the shit that all the stuff that's like too risky i'm like you're gonna get arrested like i saw someone like having sex with their uh in their tesla while it was moving um and all i could think is you're you're gonna get how have you not gotten arrested That's all I thought. It was literally just like, I could not be turned on. I would be thinking when it's like, oh, cops are going to be called. I don't think, I think the hotness has gone away. I don't like it when you're just like, one of us might end up in jail or worse. So that's not, that's definitely something I would step away from. Oh my God. I locked myself out of my phone. Let me see if I can talk about anything else. Because I have to wait 20 seconds before it lets me go in again. Oh, finally let me in. uh it's all about porn what's a sexual fantasy of yours you can be as detailed what's a sexual fantasy someone's like actually being treated right um i don't know um i feel like it's like the trope of like someone being like so turned on like they have to have sex with you Like that type of level. I feel like that's a fantasy. I don't know. That's not even that extreme. I feel like you're wanting something like crazy, right? Like, uh. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like I'm going to have to say vanilla on this. Again, I feel like I'm not shaming anyone's kinks here, but I don't think I have any like crazy fantasies I can hear children outside and this is making me so uncomfortable. Oh my god Oh speaking of kinks. Do you have any kinks or fetishes? This might get too personal this might be the the one where I stopped getting too real like oh my god I don't know. I feel like... I feel like I don't have anything weird. Or something that like... Excuse me. I feel like I don't have anything like that... Like the average citizen wouldn't have. I don't know. I'm trying to think of some crazy fetish I have. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I wish I could have. I don't know. I feel like any fetish you can like declare as a female is just like an invitation like all this whole video is just an invitation for someone to call me a slut like oh my god just even talking about what you enjoy someone's gonna be like fucking slut yes I'm sorry that would be the truth what's the shortest amount of time it took you to to come i'm not gonna use the word they is um i feel like for females this does not apply like at all like if you use like honestly if you wanted to get the job done you could probably use a vibrator don't feel as good let's be real but you could get there within probably like 10 seconds i mean your mind was committed to it uh but like with a person it's so much more first you gotta deal with like the like anxiety of you being in your own head and then you have to communicate on like what it feels good to you without hurting their feelings or their ego which is real i mean like yeah it's just hard uh i guess after you would probably have to ask like a couple that's been together for like 15 years they would probably know like how to do it in like two seconds Uh, your sextic just got leaked. Tweet your reaction. I've already had that. Uh, my reaction. Um, I hope my ass looks good. Is there any cellulite on this angle? Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. You're really entering all of these. Huh. Wow. Sorry, parents. Do you prefer rough or passionate sex? I feel like both. I feel like there's a time and place. I feel like passionate is so emotional. And there's really times where, like, that's just, it's just more impactful. I'm going to be real. It just, it adds more feelings and it's more intimate. But I feel like once in a while, sometimes you just want to, like. get it i don't know how to say i feel like there's a time and place for both yeah i don't prefer either like no i feel like people just prefer to feel good i don't know do you prefer head or penetration that is so complicated for me and i don't know how to answer this i'm gonna try to be very careful it really depends on a lot of key factors but i feel like This is so hard because I feel like if I'm not into a person or I'm not turned on during penetration, I'm going to prefer head. That sounds so weird to say. but i feel like if i'm turned on it's it's really like anyone's game i don't know what to say um yeah this one is not for me but i'm should i not answer this yeah let's not answer this well i could ask what is it's asking you if you prefer people who cream or squirt. This is so graphic. Oh my god. I apologize. Oh my god. and i have no preference neither like none whatsoever i feel like someone's face is my goal during that i don't i feel like i don't really look at yeah i probably look at someone like the enjoyment on someone's face would be my kink that's so weird to say uh these are so graphic if someone offered you 20 000 for one night would you do it like they i don't know like why do they have to pay the 20 000 like why don't i want to sleep with this person like uh that would be the thing of like why is why i don't know i wouldn't like that i don't know because i feel like you're asking like okay so you don't want to sleep with this person would the 20 000 convince you to sleep with this person i don't think so i feel like it's a little it would have to be a little bit more than that It's confusing. I don't think so. I don't think I could do that. I feel like it's like... I don't know. Yeah, no. I don't think so. I feel like I'm gonna sleep with you or I'm not gonna sleep with you. I don't think $20,000 is gonna... That's not a reason to sleep with someone. That's so... I don't like anything but this girl's ass. Like, all I see is an ass. I don't care about anything else. Like, that would be a little bit gross to me. I'm not going to lie. Really. But if someone's literally just like, okay, it's just like this girl that I'm like really into. She's a really nice ass. It's so weird to say it. You know, that guy that I like can't stop thinking about has like a fucking 12 pack. You know what I mean? You're like, that's not the reason. that you're going to date this person but it's like oh okay that's like the frosting on the cake during head do you like all the attention this is too specific i can't write okay i'm gonna paraphrase this one it's so fucking specific um do you like all the attention on the clit if that This is so embarrassing to talk about. Like, I don't understand. This is definitely not normal to be openly talking about. I'm gonna say that right now. Um, I feel like, yeah, I feel like people, you know, like, obviously, like, anything's good there. You got the clit, you got fingers that can go places. Let's just leave that there. Like, multiple things can feel good. This is so uncomfortable. What is the perfect dick size? There's no such thing as a perfect dick size. It's if you're turned on or not. Like, literally. Like, if you're turned on, someone's finger is going to feel like end of all. So, yeah, there's no perfect dick size. It's literally if you're turned on. But again, we can talk about things that add on. What's more important, girth or length? Oh my god. How do you compare that? I don't know. I don't think I've slept with enough men to be like, this is what's better. Excuse me. If I had to imagine, like if I had to guess, I would probably say girth. I don't know. I don't know. Uh, I don't know. Maybe both. I don't know. Don't kill me. Um, um. thoughts on sex toys leashes handcuffs whips etc again this is my answer to everything if everyone's like enthusiastic and consenting adult i don't give a crap um that's some i feel like i like i'm not a huge fan of like i don't think i think whip would be too much but i feel like what is this is not the name but this is horrible i don't think it should be this name but I think it's... It's called a flogger. I don't want to call it that because it sounds like something horrific. But that one's like a little bit lighter. I feel like that one would be like my go-to. Because there's like pain, a little bit, a little bit of pain when you're turned on. It's not always good, but it is good sometimes depending on who you are. I'm not gonna, but like too much is like, okay, this is just blinding. And then if you're not turned on, you're like, okay, someone's just attacking me now. But, um, yeah, I feel like, yeah, I could. Yeah. I'm just saying yes to everything. Oh my God. I think that was the last one. Um, we can end it with this question, which is, is having sex with different men when you're in a relationship cheating? So. Well, this all depends on what you guys personally consider cheating and what you guys have come together to agree what you consider cheating. Like, obviously, if we're talking about you having sex with someone and you're in a committed relationship, cheating. Like, that is black and white. There's no gray area. But there are some gray areas of like, oh, you just started hooking up with this person, but you haven't had the exclusivity talk. There's people that would be like, yeah, no, it's common sense. You should not be sleeping with other people. There's other people that are like, no, I'm not committed to you. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I personally am the side of, if I'm currently hooking up with someone, I'm not going to hook up with someone else. Unless we've had that discussion of like, oh, we're seeing other people. This is an open relationship. This is blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm going to assume, assume the commitment. Which is, I feel like a lot of... dudes don't operate like that which i understand why but i feel like a lot of guys are like okay no this is just like a hookup this is not something that's gonna go where which is fun and it's fine and i feel like everyone what the fuck is going on in my nose i feel like everyone needs there's like snot in my nose i can literally hear it i feel like everyone needs to have casual at some point in their life or maybe some people for the rest of their life But I feel like it's like knowing that this is what they're signing up for. Like if this person is going in this thinking that they want a serious relationship and you're like, oh, I just want to hook up. That's when it's like, oh, this is going to be an issue. This is going to end up with someone crying all night. But I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like. someone can still have hurt feelings even if you haven't had that conversation which is the shitty like that's what sucks is like the feelings you've had don't change the fact when someone's been like okay we're gonna have that divine the relationship talk your feelings are already there so even if you like if you're in love with someone and they're hooking up with someone else and you guys have not had to find the relationship talk it's still gonna hurt like It's not gonna be just because you're it's not acceptable for you to voice this hurt doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt i don't know i feel like we just need to be more built an environment where we could be more open and talk about stuff openly which i don't know if that's ever gonna happen but here's the podcast of the most explicit thing that you've ever seen in your life and if you were under 18 and watch this i'm not gonna shame you but i just said you should not have done that i've done it So I don't know what else to say. I've done it. I would be hypocrite. But I'm not advising. So if you are under 18, do not watch this. I'm not promoting for people under 18 to watch this. Just want to be very clear. I'm also very drunk. And I am down two twisted teas. So I'm not going to do it in third or fourth. Because I still have to try to get this up today. So we're going to end this here. Oh god, I don't even think I've been on the internet today. But I wanna- I wanna try to give this up. Um, god. Let's just end this here. Fuck. All my information will be down below if you're on YouTube. Uh, I think that's it. If you are excited about vlogs that might be boring and may not be, um, they are coming soon. Everything in the house is fixed. It's literally just left with me doing something that I have to clean out a room that I didn't really want to clean out because it's going to take me. 24 hours to clean it out. But I'm going to try to make it presentable. I don't know what else to say. I'm going to try it. Anyways. Thank you for watching and listening to my drunk rantings. If you guys want another drunk podcast, let me know. Who knows what I'm going to fucking say on the internet where everyone can hear me. Oh god. I'm just going to end this here. Thank you guys for watching. Goodbye.

Chapters

  • Introduction and Setting the Scene

    00:00

  • Starting the Q&A: Anal Sex Preparation

    01:58

  • Most Embarrassing Sex Stories

    05:27

  • What’s an Absolute No in the Bedroom?

    06:15

  • How Long Should Sex Last?

    08:05

  • Threesomes: Experiences and Advice

    08:55

  • Watching Your Partner with Someone Else

    15:36

  • Hesitations and Sexual Preferences

    20:32

  • Porn Preferences and Voyeurism

    28:07

  • Defining Cheating in Relationships

    40:45

  • Conclusion and Wrap-Up

    45:25

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